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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №145428
 08.10.2017
Fyn: Samara station I go off the train, overtakes a man and plunges a pack of money virtually under his feet (steps in two in front) on his shoulder "O look at the money!!!!" Divorce I thought (because as in Samara I will not come there at the station 3-4 brigades of such spiders work) With the words "Money dirt!" broke the pinals. Dirty roaring 3 fucking ran to look for the "bubble".

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145427
 08.10.2017
I liked the phrase from the series. A cake purchased in a store but heated in the microwave is considered a home cake. I have stopped eating strawberries, now I only eat home food.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145426
 08.10.2017
I’m riding on YouTube, looking for master classes in rolling. periodically commented
How to roll a mouse!
Video of how to wrap an oak!
The man looks over his shoulder and asks.
Is there a video of how to drive a fool there?
Then I thought a little:
I think 99% of youth is about that.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145425
 08.10.2017
And we all sit, listen to them and shrink: for a year the old man has not mastered the Internet, so he has also learned to program poorly and now tries to do freelance tasks, but for himself and without a customer.

What are you surprised? Grandfather from that generation, who in his youth made the first in the world many of the liver around us. Do you still think what’s under the sticks? He-he...
Continue to go to Thailand...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145424
 08.10.2017
I had to take a pill like this.
Eat and you know everything.
Try the activated Google

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №145423
 08.10.2017
I will not lie about the trains. And trolley buses, more precisely, their drivers are able to overtake. I saw myself. The driver of the trailer loudly, but clearly noticed that the front rider gathers all the passengers. At the crossroads, he switched the arrow, rebuilt, overtook a little. While burning, the "red" jumped out and threw the sticks back.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145422
 08.10.2017
Each picnic trip has three stages:
1st Everybody eats
2nd Oh, I’ve eaten so much that I don’t get enough, and there’s still so much food left! Where is it going to be?"
Three "And what, there is absolutely nothing left? A piece of bread?"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145421
 08.10.2017
Do you urgently need a timmerman?

Someone, create already a dating site for people with a high IQ. For registration a test of general knowledge. And where else to find a smart man, if they almost never get out of their nurses, and I am a misanthropist and do not want to meet people in reality :)

Apparently, a high IQ does not allow you to realize that the misanthrope does not need dating, and any job costs money. In my opinion, this is an ideal consumer with a huge CSR.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145420
 08.10.2017
Since there are SMM elements in my work, I also sometimes add strangers to my friends. Do you know what everyone has in common who thinks like you? Yes, that you are exposing your life and then loudly upset that you were noticed. You seem open to communication, but it is worth to approach you as you immediately encounter aggression.

We are open to communication! Not to match any goods. I will calmly maintain a conversation with a stranger in the transport or with a not too familiar colleague at work. Maybe he's lonely, maybe he's having problems, but I don't have to talk to anyone - I'm not sorry, I can work as a Chinese whistleblower and listen. But only until I start rubbing another dechali or agitating for some other politician! Here I will send with the utmost sharpness possible. One thing is communication, another is advertising. What does it mean to "expose life"? You offer to hang the windows and do not open the windows, and once opened - it is your fault, we are throwing you advertising prospectus into the open door. Go to FIG with your SMM and other impurities. If you did it professionally, no one would get angry. and honestly. Or we have everyone with unfinished secondary education already "advertiser", "smmcher", "seошnik", and also "psychologist" and so on. Discredited professions so that there is nowhere else (((

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145419
 08.10.2017
The Two Witch Cinderella
Three Idiots to Choose
Composition is common to any
The office (c)

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №145418
 08.10.2017
Someone, create already a dating site for people with a high IQ. For registration a test of general knowledge. And where else to find a smart man, if they almost never get out of their nurses, and I am a misanthropist and do not want to meet people in reality :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145417
 08.10.2017
The task of the media is to familiarize the public with its public opinion.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №145416
 08.10.2017
Matt Darling is a troll of the highest level. He lives next to the airport. While he was young and slept well, the planes did not bother him much, but over the years he developed sensitivity to noise, and he almost stopped sleeping. Therefore, Matt had a huge inscription on the roof of his house, "Welcome to Cleveland." It would be fine, but he lives in Milwaukee. Passengers of aircraft entering the landing arranged shaped hysterics, seeing the inscription and deciding that they came to the wrong place, in connection with which, pilots began to fly his house side by side and the elderly troll was able to sleep normally.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145415
 08.10.2017
I wonder why it is Poklonskaya so far did not demand to ban the celebration of Teacher’s Day?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №145414
 08.10.2017
I used to think that baklaws are humans, but it turns out that there are other similar birds.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145413
 08.10.2017
Some argue that the virtual is a way by which mankind has satisfied the craving to conquer new lands. And when the romantic era passed and the states began to pile cyberspace on the colony, the inhabitants of cyberspace began to fight for freedom and went other politotota, all kinds of illonmasks again returned to the forgotten conquest of space, because it is inherent in man to scatter, but it does not matter where exactly.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145412
 08.10.2017
Jura stood up and sat down on the bed. No, I’m not going to read any more at night, he thought. Why do you never want to sleep at night, and do you experience such torments in the morning?

The book is 56 years old, and the same problem. and :(

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145411
 08.10.2017
Xxx: There was a large family next to us on the beach, the girl wanted to go to the bathroom "by big". So the mom, instead of taking the child to the toilet (meters 50), began to dig a pit right on the beach... This is the public today in the once-pontous Turkish hotel Amara Dolce Vita Luxury.
yyy: "It is good to be a kissa, a good dog, in Amara I live longer only in the pit."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145410
 08.10.2017
Posts Tagged ‘SANTEHNIK+ ELEKTRIK’ This sign would be hanging now, if good people didn't write "= LOVE" at the end.

and? Instead of being embarrassed, frightened and broken, we would write a note "to you for your money ", and all things :D

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