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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №153119
 08.10.2019
I am working as an admin. Testing for 80 years. Surprised how you can make money sitting at the computer, "There are the same fools sitting"

YYYY :

Test for 80 years.

For a moment I thought of the “Huaja job” period.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №153118
 08.10.2019
Do not confuse the command spirit with the herd instinct.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №153117
 08.10.2019
I call a work colleague who is at home to discuss work issues. She is heard badly, because everyone covers children's screams and whispers - she has two daughters. Finally she says:
Wait a minute, I’ll solve the noise problem.
After a while, we continued the conversation without noise. I tell her:
How obedient your daughters are.
Hey... not so at all. I am in the closet.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №153116
 08.10.2019
“Oleg was trying to get me a new shirt if I guess why he called me Ella...
Probably not Ellie, but Ellie.
How do you know?!! to

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