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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12316
 08.11.2008
Konaegrit: I think many of the series "Doctor Who" have watched. There, the protagonist’s time car looks like the London police cabin of the 1950s. This is explained in the plot by the fact that once in the apparatus was a masking mechanism that changed the appearance of the machine under the environment, so as not to attract unnecessary attention: somewhere in ancient Rome the car would look like an ancient statue, for example. But one day, when the Doctor was in London in the 1950s, the mask broke, and the time machine forever remained the police booth of those years.
I wonder, if she had a Doctor in modern Moscow, would he continue to travel through the ages on the bio-toilet?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12315
 08.11.2008
Chat La2
Necr(x) and Orc(u):
X: How many virgins are needed to color a 180 x 200 cm plate with blood?
If you cut one

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12314
 08.11.2008
by Anvil:
The name was changed in the United States.)
The Spring:
I know (I know the color)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12313
 08.11.2008
xxx: by the way about quas... grandmother told stories from life (with village talk)
Meanwhile! →! to
by Chavoo?
Vankya in the quas nasraaaal!! to
The fu! I can’t tolerate impurity!! Go to Jave!!! to
Yyy: Running to feed ichthyandra.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12312
 08.11.2008
Have you ever met beautiful, smart, diverse and free girls?
They just sit down and read...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12311
 08.11.2008
Foxtrot
I jumped the foul, put, cried and went to sleep.
Foxtrot
A very good game))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12310
 08.11.2008
Survived the fucking. The digital age. Picture with oil: a dust, 20 kilometers to the district center, in the field sits a man with a laptop on his knees. The goat passes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12309
 08.11.2008
Same fucking
If a person is sitting at home and does not go anywhere and no one wants to communicate with you, it does not mean that he is a dull shit.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12308
 08.11.2008
Today in the box office, I stand next door, I hear from the window:
"Today at 18:00 everyone will die and I will stay".

Only on the third repeat I understood what it was about =)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12307
 08.11.2008
I Kaspersky marked all the lengthy games as potentially undesirable, and after all, it’s right)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12306
 08.11.2008
At three o’clock we went to the camp with a friend. We fight, we go back. There are two guys behind:
1st What did you not ask the guys?
2nd What is my face?? to
Fucking guys, go on.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12305
 08.11.2008
After Obama’s convincing victory in the U.S. presidential election, Viktor Yanukovych somehow immediately went to the solarium.

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