In the morning I want to sit at the table, and in my place, as appropriate, the cat lies.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Let me sit!
And she stands up and changes the dislocation so that I have enough space.
They are from another planet, and sometimes they burn.

My younger sister went to the gynecologist, 19 years old. A doctor is sitting, filling out a card, the classic question: “Are you a virgin?” Sister: "Yes" The doctor’s eye is 0_o "what, at all????Q&A: I didn’t even find anything to answer.

<opium> I invented a new emoji
<Opium >
Opium> is a ninja

C this hospital smoothly turns into a cat: I sleep again. Sometimes I eat eggs.

Xxx: I used to attack a cat in the dark, and now even a robot vacuum cleaner!
Yyy: What, meucal or whispered?
Xxx: Nothing but the wrath of the march was hidden, as if the rubbish did not fall into the tapes.

Maybe it is very annoying when the head hurts and the husband is not?

It's shit when you're stuffing something and you don't know what to do with it and at the same time in those. Support calling is not an option...because those. The support is you =(

Talk to a familiar business lady.
I: She’s generally nothing, looks, brains, money... but, fucking, why can’t she remove the whims?
Friend: Well, we often don’t notice the elementary things that are right under our nose. This is literally =D

The wise is not the one who laughs at stupidity, but the one who uses it.

My friends, it was the case, bought the one-year-old son in секоnd-hende a coat-coat, like a motorcycle. Stretching, stretching - everything seems to be normal, only the sleeves are short and stitched. When carefully examined, it turned out: a jacket for a bulterier.

As practice shows, a quiet cry: “Well, no hero to yourself!” It attracts more attention than a loud appeal: “Citizens!”

Well, I realized that for some girls Halloween is the only opportunity to go through a facebook check in the club :(

We stand with a friend, whose girl is in a position, in the store at the box office:
He: See how much condoms are worth (showing on durex)
I: And what is that?
He: It can be broken down!
I don't think for a long time: I watch you dohuya saved))

The context:
A friend tells about a device developed and assembled by their company, which they sent to Germany to the buyer of this device. My friend is a programmer.

"And another joke:
We sent him to Germany, there the type was a German, and tested it on bugs (speaking the type: I found a bug...). I corrected it in parallel. Then the device burned (but it wasn’t because of me): We explained him there by Skype how to turn it off and so on. He disassembled it and said: Oh, I found a real bug!!! to

And there was the dead cow of God lying inside.)
It’s just because we had their dohuya here, they just slipped everywhere, and one got there))
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An announcement at the entrance “...In our entrance appeared ONANIST!” comes at different times of the day, turns off the lights and blows.
It also liked: “... men don’t stay disinterested!” and “Let’s work together to solve this problem.”

Invisible: on what topic the collage to do!? to

I : what?

Question: What theme to make!? to
Is it more understandable?)

I: What other collage?

Nana Kakaakuyu Teteemmu Mu College Doing!!?? to

I: Do you have all the processes only increasing the volume works?)

We are here "Pjessa"

Piece: Hello to all! I think people can read nick.
X is shit! Hi to you!
Y: The Prayer
Z: Welcome to write!

xxx guys help me! My phone doesn’t turn on or turn off.
Zzz: Do you have Schrödinger’s phone?