greml1nes (11:58:55 8/11/2012)
What kind of admin do you have, did you say that you were evil?
petrovich (12:00:01 8/11/2012)
He is the best and brightest man in the world!

xy: lol, see what Wikipedia has: "In addition to love, Freya is “responsible” for fertility, harvest and harvest. Harvests are different, and Freya sometimes has seizures, because of which she is allowed to collect a bloody harvest.
Xh: I can bet there were attacks once a month :D
The PMS is not alien to the goddesses of the North XD

Husband programmer (M) and wife (G), evening, romantic. Wife is pulling.
I feel like a cat.
Q: The code? Poor girl, to make your husband notice you had to become a code...
Yes, and bad for you to be with me for a long time.

From corporate mail
Subject: Solving all issues
Text: "Natalia, we have something like blood dropping from the ceiling"

(A review of the photo on Skype)
XXX is an animated member.
YYY: In the sense???? to
XXX: In the sense of shit!
YYY: What is it?
XXX is Fuck! It is!

Tomorrow in the store. A man comes in, apparently from the hammer, and the seller gives:
Two cups of milk.
to cut? by Trollface

Again the ones!Trucks with Coca-Cola! so you need to think about the meeting of the new year!

Corporate correspondence

Request of colleagues:
Colleagues, please look through the breast by reference and if you have a overseas reinsurer, with whom the action of the royal certificate is coming to an end, or even ended (the end date you can find in the breast itself), then I ask you to indicate in front of the inferior, in the corresponding columns the name of the father of the foreigners with whom they were corresponding, and their addresses, so that we would not hesitate to pray, requested from them new certificates and royal decrees.
You have time until Thursday, and if you do not, then you will go to the head of the embassy order.

Answer of the Boss:
For the servant man, I acknowledge the word and the deed, the judgment shall be ruled justly, but strictly.
Anyone will be afraid of a robbery intention but who has not checked the royal certificates for overseas merchants by decree.

It was written on the sixth day of November of the year two thousand twelfth from the birth of Christ.

Andrzej Dvorak

I love my work!

Mommy goes to Vladivostok tomorrow evening, at 10 am, on Tuesday.
Yyy: Do you suggest making an orgy? 😉
X: No, I say my mom is leaving.
Yyy: You obviously hint at the orgia)))

Yes, I demand a million euros and a helicopter to Venezuela

I think with a man who plans to fly a helicopter to Venezuela,
It is possible to pay in dollars made on Xerox.

The new head of the Ministry of Defense has been appointed Governor of Moscow Sergei Shoigu.
Former Defense Minister Serdyukov has been appointed director of the furniture store.

Okay, read this one, it’s small.

Why is there no analog programming technology? I understand that large sizes, that glucose can not be analyzed (most spouses with such:)) and a repair master for a month to call... but the figure is not much better. Buy a new device. Read it above. And the repair of most of them is expensive... "Rubins", "Horizons", "Urals" and every other equipment, it was with the soul! Wabal from his feet and paches, even better than before... Loved life very much! I am crying (

The left hand broke. I think loudly:
When my left hand is itching, it’s for money or I’ll say hello.
Without leaving the newspaper:
I will not give or let.

On one women’s forum theme "Man washes at night"
- the main thing is not snoring, but weeping)I sleep very sensitively, I can't fall asleep because of this.I sneeze all night in the side)))Tell me what this can be related to and how to get rid of it?
The first comment:
For a long time, don’t don’t?

Commentary on the tattoo in the form of a barcode:
Wait, soon it will be free.

Prologue is shit.
WOW: Here you code in normal language, more or less coding, okay, norm. You cuddle on the prologue - and fucking like you smoked. You seem to be coding too, but this kind of hell and shit is unimaginable, where the smell can be described by a chair, and time - purple.

I recently got the rights and bought a car. Because the roads in the village are bad, we had to take a frame SUV. The car is solid and not for newcomers. She hanged a crying sign, but only from behind, and from the sides and from the front can not, the overview closes. Do drivers need to sign that I am a newbie? Then my brother, a driver with a traineeship, says to me, "If anything, someone is going to cheat on you, you the middle finger up and point to the window, as a symbol of a crying sign, such as "I am a newbie, I am a newbie."

I go, show, and we found a half city newbie. I say to him, “I’m a newbie” and he answers me, “Yes, I’m a newbie,” and it’s so ugly... for some reason.

Q: What is your favorite number?
Wow, there is no such thing :)
Oh, you are a humanitarian.
Q: Which letter is your favorite?

She cried through the whole apartment:
I need dead bodies for school tomorrow!! to
O O O O O? Asya, go down and repeat what you need?
The bodies!
Assy, whose bodies do you need: human, animal, insect?
and human! - here in my head grows a plan, as we are now urgently going to the morg of the first city hospital to negotiate the body of the child for work.
“Hedgehog, rice, seeds... I need crops for work,” Asya repeats.