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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120359
 08.11.2015
Aaa: In Japan and Korea, they love mayonnaise very much) And lately put it almost everywhere. I last encountered onigiri with mayonnaise in Korea and was wildly surprised)

bbb: We announced mayonnaise as a beef product, and they apparently have wasabi :)

[ + 24 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120358
 08.11.2015
LIKE: Everything goes to the fact that I will celebrate 30 years at KFC, there is no job. Considering that for 27 years I met in Berlin at a steak house, I can definitely say that since then something has gone wrong in my life)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120357
 08.11.2015
Discussions about the Bagger Peak:
- Blind for the whole wilm of no chest, is it interesting that the director specifically lowered the rating of the film, so that teenage girls, which make up 80% of the audience of this film (Loki, such Loki), or Vasikovskaya refused to dress up in front of the camera?
- And to you what, the main pop of Hiddleston showed...
My kids and I are pleased :)
We answered the question smoothly!
Del Toro knows his audience.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №120356
 08.11.2015
“Tell me Plotkin, is it true that Israeli girls serve in the army?
Truth
In what parts are they serving, how long?
Almost everywhere, in the Air Force, in the infantry, in the border troops. 2 years of compulsory service.
- Oh, it is likely to tell his wife that borscht is unfavourable when she has two years of combat infantery experience behind her shoulders.
It is not steep. Strong, this is when your aunt is able to disassemble and assemble the M-16 machine faster than you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №120355
 08.11.2015
The age of the girl you are going to build a relationship with should be equal to the length of your member.
Pranker: This is a criminal article :-)
Fedot-Sniper: You have Galkin’s slang

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №120354
 08.11.2015
Taska squeezed slightly with bulbs. Nothing scary, but what time I spoke with a slight whisper (ah, the voice of a burned hopper). In the end, I was a little frightened when a girl with such intonations and a slight echo on her face and the above-mentioned tone suddenly began to torture me: "Do you know Spike?" And you know Rarit?" "And you know Iskorka?";
So she wanted to answer, "Why do you scare me with your code?" ";

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120353
 08.11.2015
Singing by Booth

I tried to read RFC.
I took a sharp DD and fixed myself.

DNS may have expired.
Someone filters the ports.
ICMP told me you are no more
Ripe gave me a certificate that your as burned.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120352
 08.11.2015
Testament and Testament.

If you already see any problems on this subject during your life, you simply donate your precious property to a loved one, you live your life without property (at least officially decorated) and all the clowns go off, because they will be able to share only those tapas in which you were buried.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120351
 08.11.2015
It’s easy not to take bribes, especially when you don’t give them.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120350
 08.11.2015
If it’s time to change, take the example of the Japanese. When a Japanese company finds itself in a difficult situation, the first person to be cut in salary is its president. If the situation becomes even more serious, he is the first to resign.
In Japan, they don’t start with dismissing ordinary employees – the Japanese believe that there are no bad soldiers, there are only bad generals.
Yitzhak Adizes

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120349
 08.11.2015
School and open lesson. The subject of the Suffix lesson is “Shiper”. The teacher begins the words, the children finish them.
The Teacher:
The freezers...
The children:
“The Thief”
The Teacher:
The mannequin...
The children:
“The Thief”
The Teacher:
Closed...
Children of the Choir:
The mouth

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №120348
 08.11.2015
At lunch, colleagues discussed, say, what a foolish thing to call the son by the same name as the father. They began to come up with examples: Ivan Ivanovich, Mikhail Mikhailovich. I: Vladimir Vladimirovich... Further conversation somehow did not happen.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120347
 08.11.2015
In the years I worked in IT, I managed to get a bicycle, a car, a wife, children. One colleague is an avid fisherman, the other is a kms.

The specificity of the kind of activity of the Aitishnik gives him some charm, for which this site was once appreciated. As soon as he has a wife, children, a house with six hundred gardens, a father-in-law, back pain, etc., and most importantly, when he begins to talk about it, he becomes a little more than completely depressed, like any other housekeeper.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120346
 08.11.2015
XHHH: Hit this movie stamp about the phone. When a hero is asked the cell phone number, and he doesn't know, he is asked, how, why don't you know your number. And he, Scuco, answers that he is not a fool to call himself.
Well right, in principle.

He is not a fool to throw money on his own balance.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120345
 08.11.2015
Henry Lion Oldi

Spam came with a remarkable headline: "Exclusive live transformation training". Are they teaching in the reverse? I would go! and :)

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120344
 08.11.2015
of advertising. A fat teenager with rare chicken hair, pig’s pink skin clothed with candy. A fat girl with ugly eyebrows with a speck cleaves a candy from his skin, swallows in her mouth, and all of it is covered with the same candy. From their sad dialogue, she became infected with the same disease as he was.
And these advertisers seriously think that now I want to buy and eat these candy? O_0

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №120343
 08.11.2015
The sister sends a picture of the shelf, apparently just hanged by her (independently). Dialogue between brother and sister:
Are you screwed into the concrete fire?
How do you kill them, and how do you kill them?
B: This is a betoon! It needs to be drilled, inserted and then screwed!)
C is yes? Well, good that I didn’t know it))) Nothing is impossible if you’re free from restrictive beliefs!

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