>> Polite addressed the store: "Hello, form of life!" For some reason they were offended, asked to clean up and threatened to call the police...

Clearly why - you forgot to add "friendly"! Preventive politeness has not been cancelled.

It happened to me a few years ago.

I celebrated my Doctor, but I was unable to gather all my friends in one day. One of them was invited another day. Before he went, he clarified whether he could take his new girlfriend with him. He is very shy and secretive. Since his previous girlfriend was with an add-on, we trolled him friendlyly on this topic.

In general, he took a promise from me not to annoy the new girl with uncomfortable and questions and not to joke about him in her presence.

The day X came, I covered a good table at home, sat well, he was worried at first, but then relaxed. We talked about nature, about the weather, asked the girl a number of questions on duty - where she works, what she is interested in. The event went well, generally.

Then a friend of VKontakte wrote to me, thank you for understanding, I was afraid that you would scare the girl, she is not used to your jokes, but you kept the word. And, he says, such a table covered a good one, I did not even expect, as if you just came, and you were so upset.

And I answered him, and you know why the table was covered? I will tell you in secret, you went to my doctor at all.

He was so upset that he forgot about it. I did not even congratulate.

Under the window they dig a hole, a cold water highway broke. In the process formed such a non-hill lake on a half-gaze. Reply of the neighbor:
A true fisherman will not be stopped by such a small thing as the absence of a reservoir.

Here is the survivor:

>>Another, "new" way to burn a student, a student al person living in the conditions of "grandmother - to catch"(c). He doesn’t understand why to smooth out the underwear.>>>

I have lived completely independently for a long time, I also don't understand why to smooth BEDRING if not for aesthetic sake? Infections, lice and so on? If you live in a peaceful time and you are available to normal modern powder, washing machines, in which you only wash yourself/neighbors-non-margins, then smoothing the bed for the purpose of disinfection is not necessary at all. You can get infected with pediculosis and so, if you cross with the carrier, it is very contagious. Warm clothes and warm clothes? Why Why? T-shirts and classical pants need to be smoothed, of course, on a quick T-shirt can be so that they do not look chewed at all. and all.

I go home by bus and at the next stop comes a woman in the years. Since I was sitting by the passage, I got up to pass her onto the next seat, but she was clearly of a different opinion and sat down on my seat, and placed a bag in the place next to the window.

2000 year, I am a security guard in a small office, my wife just got an accountant to work in another firm. In the evening, I complained that I first submitted my accounts to the tax office, and then understood that I paid, and how to make corrections in the accounting and what it will be from the tax office, too. The next day, in the middle of the day, I go to the office to the chief of staff and literally put the problem of unfortunate reporting on my blue eye. She says, say, Igoryan, it’s all simple: it’s there, it’s here, it’s... in short, give my wife my phone, let her call in the evening. I don't know what secret knowledge my Olya got then, but how much she worked there, with accounting, everything was perfect.
Yesterday, the wife (the head of a small office) tells me: I sit behind the reports, knock on the door, our young engineer will freeze, and apologize for the worry... and how to correct if the tax reporting was incorrectly submitted, or my wife has just begun to account. A thousand thousand thousand thousand! The spiral of time!
Galina Ivanovna, we remember you, a great human thanks for science!

The Hunger

I remember, in my childhood, my grandmother constantly smoothed underwear, stood at the board all day long, wandered still, how her legs hurt, and how householders do not appreciate her work. Then one day my mom said "Nahoo! There will be no more clothes in our house!" (without naughty, of course, but in the sense of close). The grandmother switched to the oak about the fact that every day you need to cook a lunch of three dishes and compot.
That was almost 40 years ago. Indeed nothing changes.

The way.

"xxx: Who knows how to bring back mirror settings to factory settings?
It used to show normal, and now there is some alchemy."

Let me spit you.

Yes, the idea is very old, but some local resident expressed it very colourfully:

There are people who, when they are treated politely, think they are licking their ass.

If you’re on "you" it’s a sign of respect. The big letter is your language between my buttocks.
^ ^ ^
It is gold. The main would.

Almost reminded of the classic.

In general, the rules of good tone recommend that you name a person as he presented himself, not as you like. But there are always lovers to prove to another, as they really call it, or to experience a surname-fatherhood, in order to show respect... Although what is easier and respectful - to take into account the direct request of the interlocutor.

> With respect
Not Shura, not Alexander Sergeevich and not Mr. / Comrade Ivanov.

Miss, how is your relationship?
“Well, you, Emmanuel Gedeonovich, it doesn’t matter!
So still how?
and Nathanovich.
So here is the target.

A man with a knife robbed a sex shop in the southeast of Moscow.

It is simple.

This is how to rob a knife store with a vibrator.

#bus_educational

Well, even if you read Turgenev, let’s be clear.

Tashmuta, Turgenev Asya Anna was named.

Citizens, in whom the technology does everything itself, you would, for the sake of interest, smoothed up a set of bed linen (sleevers, clothes, clothes). Qualitatively, not at the point. Take the time and do it.

Or maybe the robot vacuum cleaner will fall behind the cabinets and cabinets standing by the walls? For interest, move one away from the wall if you haven’t done so. You may be surprised.

I have tried. became a little wiser.

Yesterday in one famous computer store bought a video card for 70 thousand rubles and paid 3 rubles for a bag.

At the car salon, in the most prominent place, there is a deadly broken machine - a bunch of parts, poured on top of the chassis, carefully covered with a banner with the inscription "Pre-sales preparation - cleaning, polishing, nano-washing" - and a phone.
Commentary of the passers: "Once they had a nanowash large pieces went"...

The train "Russia, aimed at the future" entered the Ring Line of Metro

- the mother of the desant writes the type left to jump the son has not called for 3 hours, I will come to take in dismissal will get from me
What kind of mother? To deprive such mothers of parental rights. Another would be, the real barley would already be in the plane from which the jumps were. And this sitting and soaping on the forum. The child is not in contact for 3 hours!!! to

xxx: today was delayed in the underground passage longer than usual.

He left him with a higher education.

XX: Remember the silk from work, I told you?))
YYY: What is the fat fool?
XX: namely) he finally heard yesterday that someone in the conversation was called a fat fool a couple of times and set the goal of calculating who it was.)
Twenty-two: for two days I reached all the conclusions, the day Oleg did not endure and said that Kabbalah was talking about him)
YYY : :)
XX: So if you learned that the whole large collective has long called you a fat fool, what would you do?
YYY: ohuel))) but more likely then in a hurry would ask some adequate person in the topic, how I had such a problem, how I am so hated.
This is here! 😉 he chose me))) and a half-hour of grinding carried the brain, which his evil people call fat, although he is just moderately fed, it is a large bone and intelligence, and more than I am fat, out of sansanic thicker)
YYY: :)))))))) that is. Was his electricity confusing? and 😉
I mean yes! 😉 2 broken chairs and a basket. t-shirt hhhhl this is so, an annoying misunderstanding)
YYY: I did not dispute the main thing, not as stupid as it seems))))