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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №147160
 08.12.2017
In the summer I had to go on a road trip to Novosibirsk.
In front of me, on my mother’s knees, was a 4-year-old boy sitting. Great as such. and smiled. He asked about everything he saw. I attracted attention and smiles without knowing it. He lived in love and understanding.
And here comes a guy in the road. Probably 17 years. Sitting next to them. And the boy immediately pays attention to the boy's left hand - she is underdeveloped. Fingers curved and the brush looks very unnatural.
The boy looked at the boy’s hand for a few minutes. Then climbs into the backpack, which he holds in his hands, gets out of the bag a traveler. He applies to the hand of the guy and says with great pity - "Don't hurt..."
A couple are almost crying. And the guy quietly pressed the traveler with the other hand. He said “Thank you!” The boy and his mother came out after a few stops.
I think this is a great example of education! Thanks to the child’s parents! May he be well!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №147159
 08.12.2017
There is no bad without good. At the 2018 Olympics banned Vitaly Mutko.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147158
 08.12.2017
If a person is in the ocean, then with the flat Earth he is obliged to see the shore, because the land always rises above the surface of the water. Chess and mat twice.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147157
 08.12.2017
>>> and > Yes, and the sale of cannons is also painted with photos of the sites of mass shootings of innocent human victims.

"The packaging displays the variant of serving", yeah?and ;-)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147156
 08.12.2017
Did you have a brain stroke before lunch?
YYY: We have removed him.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147155
 08.12.2017
to this:
By the way, I wonder – what was instead of "he didn’t call in the morning" at a time when there were no phones?

In medieval Japan, for example, it was supposed to send a servant smsky in the morning. Poetic, on inflated paper, preferably with the attachment of some flowering branch. And otherwise – "he did not write in the morning", yes.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147154
 08.12.2017
About the leadership that requires a lot of unnecessary:
XXX: This DudeBobism Strengthens
YYY: Where is it stronger? Diamonds can be cut!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147153
 08.12.2017
In short, it’s time to stop working without weekends. I need to talk to the neighbor, I go home in the evening, I watch his window burn, I think - fine, he is at home. Then I turn a glance at my apartment and seriously note - yes, and I am not at home.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147152
 08.12.2017
On porn sites in the category "Rape" posted match "Liverpool"-"Spartak" (7:0).

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №147151
 08.12.2017
Guys, if you’re not happy with something about girls—the way they think, for example, or that sometimes they don’t know what they want, or they want but are silent—I can offer you an easy way out. Sleep with each other. There you will be all clear- wanted sex- "Vasya, let’s fuck"- and all the business. And you can also drink a beer with a lover and he will not hysterize.
Well, leave the girls to us, they like us like them.

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