to this:
The optimistic news is once again issued by Yandex:
Russian biathletes shot dead men

I hope the men of the Russian national team in football???? to

On the Discovery channel:
The aircraft of the U.S. Air Force carried into the test zone a hydrogen bomb with a capacity of one and a half megatons. There was an accident and the plane began to fall. The pilots decided to drop the bomb - they dropped it and waited for an explosion.
It happened on the coast of one of the states at 5-30 in the morning.
The bomb fell into the sea in the mouth of the river and went into dirt to a great depth. No one can find her yet, and the authorities now deny the fact of the fall of this bomb.
Comments of the bomb searchers:
"This is a very dense area, and the explosion of the bomb at such an early hour could have shocked the locals!
by *****
Type of A-A! The pipet. Half-Megaton explosion could awaken peacefully sleeping Americans!
Fuck they woke up! :D

News from Miley:
In Moscow, a police officer shot down an inspector of the DPS.

So they finally did the most important thing: destroy each other.

Battya‎(13:56)Do you have happiness on the slopes in general
Batya ‎(13:57)Then you go to the garage to the neighbor earlier, you will look at the engine disassembled before the hole, you will praise, and leaving a couple of hooks there unnoticed:)
Battya ‎(13:59)Now... what is older?

Two years ago, my mother and I took the cat to a veterinary hospital to castrate. We gave the cat to the operation, and the veterinarian told us to wait in the hallway. We stand, we wait for 5 minutes and here we hear the wild whisper of the Bulgarian and the whisper of something that fell. And immediately the doctor comes out and says you can take the "patient". We have eyes for 5 rubles, respectively, and a wild thought about what he did to the cat. As it turned out later, there was just a repair in the neighboring room and the workers filed the pipes)))

to this:
I will get to the top - I will feed the second cat, I will feed the first, I will feed the administrator at work with beer, I will buy a shredder, I will chew the accountant, I will introduce all the acquaintances with K.O., when I meet my grandfather on the green six, I will remove the spoil with a guy with dollars, I will hang a picture with Gaecka at home, I will throw snow, I will be happy)!!! to
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Fuck you guy! Now I know what I still have to do!

I hate sitting on the net via Internet Explorer....he brakes the pipet....Yandex is much faster

I got by work mail :)

Dear colleagues!
Anyone who put bananas in the refrigerator on the second floor a month ago can pick them up. They are ready.

Commentary under the photo of the semi-naked relief menu:

"enchanting))))))) but I have a headache."

Kassandra: Whatever you give a woman, she will give you more. If you give her a seed, she will give you a baby. You will build her a house, and she will give you comfort in it. You provide her with food – she will give you a delicious dinner. You give her a smile, she will give you her heart. It multiplies and increases all that is given to it.
So remind her one day, be prepared to get a ton of shit in response...

Ctatist>and if I give her a ruble, will she make a thousand of it? and :-)

APDistinct>Then tomorrow it will require more

I work as a consultant in one computer store, but sometimes I get a bit of anecdote. comes to the store a girl, an air creation with hair colored blond, reports that she does not run a strange file with such a gray sign. The interrogation on site did not give any results, please bring this file on some media, because it is not possible to go home to her. In two hours, this miracle appears, holding it in your hands... right! A mouse with carefully cut-off wire. In my crazy sight he replies – "Yes, you said to bring it! I copied it with the mouse and brought it to you, my brother told me that the copied files are stored in the mouse.
Can anyone give me a mouse for at least 32 gigas?