The xxx:
I have something dumb.
The xxx:
I do not want to do anything
The xxx:
What do you usually do in such cases?
YYYY :
Nothing is %-)

We sit and watch the TV, there is the Olympics.
There was a cat that was not seen for half a day.
He collapsed on the couch.
What kind of athlete could a cat be?? to
The answer came from my tongue.
Heavy Cotletics, discipline - The living of beds are lying.

Drugs prescribed by doctors
xxx: And side effects can be nausea, diarrhea, fainting, schizophrenia, hallucinations, impotence and change of orientation.
YYY:... at the same time.
Zzz: A typical Monday morning

I absolutely love Siberia.
Today I saw this picture: a very sweet girl in a short, red coat, in boots on a raised heels, wiped off the snow of the front glass.

This case is a long time ago (2000) and I was probably about 19. I was a young man and during the evening walk I lost a wallet with all the documents in the center. This is all Skopje. Driving, registration, student, passport and what is the most crazy - a technical passport for parental subscription. To say that I was worried is to say nothing. The session is already going, something even passed, in some of the universe's bodies can not get without a student, but about what to say to Daddy - I didn't even want to think. In the morning there is a call on the city phone - hello, I found your documents, I ask with horror - where to come? He said that he looked at the check in the passport, broke through the city number and himself will now come to the entrance. When asked what he should not answer, he hanged the phone.



I am a student, no money at all, I don’t know what to do, but I went down at the appointed time. There came a decently dressed man of middle age... Probably about 40, just gave me the papers and said to be more careful. And he also told me that he showed me a young man how to act in the situation. So I said, if you find other people's things in your life, just give it to the master, as I gave it to you. It’s been 15 years and I always act like that. It was like paying back that debt to this wonderful man.

I was studying German, and everyone was there.
By the way, funny, there were pairs in Latin and the latter let us argue, like leave your R for German, in Latin was the ordinary Orthodox R.
The girls are like this: We are not

Sometimes it seems to me that there is a special university where people are taught to pick out non-standard metaphors. A client calls in the morning, the head of a solid company. The dialogue:
And Oleg?
by Mikhail Alexandrovich.
I have a computer problem, I need your help.
Briefly describe the problem...
- Here on one processor is the philanthropic vagina, and on the second is the monochromatic pulmonary P#Zdec!
I fall into the precipice, roast for half an hour and come. As a result: violet vagina - BSD (daltonic man), a mocked plush p#deetz - NTLDR is missing...