That’s what you can scare me out of! I drank until hallucinations, and my last girlfriend was a stripper. What do you think I’m afraid of in this life??? =) is

The director told me today. The case happened in school, and she studied in a private school of the city of SPb. There are 6 people in the class (age 7-8 class). A lesson of history, a young man insults them about some unfulfilled j. And then one girl says, “Buy a cat and go home before it.” The girl was named Ksenia Anatolievna Sobchak.

Just here, at the basement:
When I joined the militia, six of our seven men handed Russian over to two, one to three and I to four.
I wonder what kind of math he did.

xxx> watched home2 - switch for yourself

The dialogue between the sisadmin requiring 2 screws and 1 key, and the head of the CTO.
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Welcome to Balin!
We suffer great and shameful need!
They came to us, boyarin, a hard disk with more volume, and wider - in the amount of a few (we want girls overseas shy to watch, and we have small volumes, we tolerate the need and so on). And we have heard from Constantine that there is an overseas miracle – a gaming keyboard called. Constantine was a ugly and stinking dog, because he did not allow the miracle to be used, but pulled it into his cellar. Do not offend us, we have another such item!
The head was roasted. and 😉
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The letters are numerous, and it is hard to understand.
Constantine received this gadget in exchange for a thick boiler.
He beat his head at the cut of the light, so that this gadget could be obtained, and the great man of our bearded fell on his mercy.
And he gave his highest will to this miracle.
We will think of the hard disk, because the overseas girls to be entered in the chronicles - goodness is great!
So writer, write more, for it will be counted!
Signed by Crazy...
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Oupenziel is some sort of elephant name, right?

xxx: I finally downloaded the map of the Vatican, 690 MB weighs infection.
Scale of 1: 1?? to

<Irischa> while the mosquito tries to take off with my hairy chest, I’ll calmly give it up.
<Iriška> on the legs can not get out at all ))
<Vadik> fuck, Max change nick

An honest person never uses the expression "true to say".

My daughter Anetka is studying in Vienna and went to evening courses of German

The language. The audience there was gathered very varied - French, Spanish,

The Italians and even the Americans who had the imprudence of falling in love with

Austrian and building rainbow plans for life together. In the next

They discussed the topic of “my day.”

It was my daughter’s turn. She stood up and told me that

Every day she wakes up, takes herself in order and wakes herself up.

The elected. While he’s in the bathroom, she’s preparing breakfast.

who quickly cleans up and with his beloved goes out of the house

The University. After school, she goes to work, and in the evening on her way home.

Go to the store, buy food, clean up, prepare lunch and wait.

Their sweet. When he comes, they eat lunch together and prepare for the

tomorrow’s lessons, rest, read, play at the computer or go

Walk or go to the cinema. Then they come back, and she still has time to kiss him.

Dress and shirt while the cute is preparing for sleep.

At the end of the speech, Annette realized she had said something wrong. by V

The audience was silent, and only her Italian girlfriend.

Hope asked, “You have invented all this, yeah?”

The little girl went off, she told me how it was!” and at that moment she understood,

That her blatant story shocked all the men tormented by emancipation.

to the brain of bones, and even the unhappy American finally realized that

I did not choose the best option.

The popularity of Russian girls on courses has increased dramatically.



Rw.minus@rambler.ru



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The crisis. The boss calls a nice office manager, gives her a letter

Order and Pen. There is only one line on the list:

"You can’t get rid of it".

Put it yourself...

<kyxap_onwork> Recently it became known that a Swedish student, losing in World of Warcraft day (!Eventually he lost consciousness.
<kyxap_onwork> weak

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