Why do girls in dorms wash cucumbers with soap?

xxx: In the era of my work at one juice factory, (it was a very long time ago), I liked that several brands of juice (different price categories) were produced virtually according to a single recipe, with minimal changes. But no one believed me when I said that I should buy the cheapest, that it is the same as the most expensive.

A familiar cyclist told how he unsuccessfully tried to run on the beachfront, where many dogs walk:

You run 300 meters and then you climb a tree. The owner says, “Don’t be afraid, she won’t bite you!”
I won’t bite you, I’m already on the tree.

Comes a neighbor (C) knocks on the door, I (I) open, then the following dialogue:

A: You wash every day!! to
I: Yes and what?
A: You wash every day, a pair everywhere!! to
I: What do you want?
C: You are washing your pair all the time! Why when you wash your pair is up?? to
I: According to the laws of physics!
C: You are not here for me!! You always have a pair up - the toilet is already running!

Ivan: Hey, I just paid for lunch 79000 rubles))) And in my wallet another one and a half million!!!))) I love Belarus ?

xxx: options what to give Ole - a photocopy, a stick and a rubber penis, drawn under a hook
yyy: The rubber member is good
XX: Have you agreed?

" Ugly" in Japanese is "minique". It looks like a purely female spell.

At the crossroads, a tank and a catch collided... to make fun of both.

Q: Do you miss it?
I don’t have a fun job.)
You’re like a building company, what’s fun there?
ууу: for example, our welder, for the manufacture of a fence, yesterday issued from the warehouse "iron sticks and stickers with fence")))

Under the window at two o’clock at night, teenagers walk the dog and entertain themselves by entering all kinds of bugs into Google by voice search. One clever man says, “Awadah Kedavir,” Google doesn’t understand, the dog laughs, the puppy cries and repeats the request louder, then again they scream.
Avada KEDAVRA!! to
From the upper floor there is a scream:
Wizards are crazy!! Kill him with a stone and go home!! to

Sergey
Girls, never buy iPhones, because of them you will be considered TP-co-glamorous kisses

Maximum
I am glad I am a boy :D

Sergey
It is a shame for a boy to walk with a girl’s phones.

When OMON came to the multi-storey, the point, in any case, was crushed by everyone.

XXX to Cyprus

All, guys, all for the time being
Be Good, Don’t Be Aboriginal
Yyy: You can’t kill them either.
You are a Russian tourist.

At home, the phone rings and I raise the phone without thinking:
The Monsters Corporation is listening to you!
An angry second delay at the end of the wire:
I’m calling the radio station, can you tell me I got there?
I am not confused XD

We talk to a comrade, I touch him completely unconsciously, well, by inexperience (yes, there are such girls who have young people, but no experience in such matters) I ask what, say, he has your size.
See also a short tour. The beginning, he says, is here. The end is mood.

XHH: I am in a blockade. I see a car next to me with the same magnet.
and me. I pick up the controller and add a sound. He cuts, I am again.
The man turns it off, I turn it on. He crossed, removed the panel.
I cleaned it in the barracks.

Tagged: life

Q: Have you encountered?? to

WOW: I did it myself

DD: I would see it.

WOW: We took the controller so we approached the first floors of the windows where there is a telephone. They turned it off... then they turned it on again, we turned it off again, then they just did that, the guy got out and just pulled the wire out of the socket.

Tagged with: stervaaa

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It was the harsh nineties.

This was two years ago :DDDDDDDDDD

XHH: =DDD Ohuenno

WOW: no, out of sacha says this summer :DDDDDDDDDDDD

After watching porn, the desire to change a loved one as a hand removes.

Illiterate people are divided into two types:
1st Confused and confused. They don’t care whether they are literate or not.
2nd They confuse what and what, and instead write again. They think they are literate.

The second is more.

Could I get a cat? I am becoming a lonely shit. although, considering the experience of a couple of plants on the window and my short marriage, it is better for me to have a stone ;(

If I smoked every time I had sex, I would have the healthiest lungs in the world.