As is known, in the novel "White Guard" Bulgakov quite accurately described the house in which he lived in Kiev. And the owners of this house for one detail of the description very strongly disliked the writer, as it brought direct damage to the building. The fact is that the owners broke all the walls, trying to find the treasure described in the novel, and, of course, found nothing.

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Talk about the wedding photo in England and a very cute girl on it:
A: In fact, it was thanks to the English beauties that the Anglo-Saxons flew around the world and bended it.
B: Let us be objective, there are beautiful Slavic women, and there are babysitters who drive you out of the washed floor, there are Nash Japanese women, and there are crooked long-tinted Japanese women who also wear school uniforms, there are Nash Thai women, and there are black goddesses of love, and there is Masafaka I will sit on your face and kill you.

Monika comes home from school:
“Mom, I was called a Jewish face!

Get used to it, son. You will be a Jewish face in school, in the institute, in postgraduate studies... But when you get the Nobel Prize, you will be called a great Russian scientist!

So, what else to do at home on a sick person? I decided to find the music that I long ago liked in one ancient more than erotic film. I saw it in the universe and tried to find it. I searched by text, by actors, by titles. could not find. I couldn’t write the text properly. And now today I broke a bunch of videos with a famous actress, calculated a series of several dozen, found the desired piece, overwhelmingly wrote a piece of text, recorded in a google, found on YouTube, CARL! The video without the video, but with the text under the ahi breath and there in the stones found a reference to the group. Alleluia is! It was not there! In Russia it is not popular, in the foreign internet too, which is strange. Only a couple of tracks. But in the end, I managed and I have a decent track. Take a look at what a group so talented wrote this musical opus. In Russian, it is called Anomaly of the scrotum. Here is. The song is more than melodic and pleasant.

This...
A TV journalist has been struck.
Therefore, even the temperature of the water is not important to the batiskafu for diving, whether it is a plus or a minus.
I think: she did not teach physics in school, she was a fool, such a tough batiskaf, which will even sink into the ice.

The journalists are, of course, stupid, but in this case they stunned the freezing temperature of the saltwater... it is a little minus )))

The more salty the water, the lower the freezing temperature. The least chance of getting stuck in the ice in the Red Sea.

YYY: What does history teach us?
History teaches us that history teaches us nothing.

I will go out on the street.
In the midnight?
Oh yeah yeah
My friends are waiting for me there.
Tag: with inclinations
XHH: rather, the deviations

... that one of the central streets in it is Mochova, and one of the squares - Bolotna :-)

And nothing that these squares are named by the names of the boyars, there when then residing-Mohov and Bolotny?
Your landlord.

In the conversation about Amigo browser:

An unsolicited browser is worse than an explorer.

– Petrovich, can you sit on the sword?
I am sitting...
I’m not about the ass on the rope.

Comment on ozone, 3 of 5:

Few pictures, February 14, 2014

Alexanderovich Maxim (28 years old) all reviews
I ordered this set. How not impressed. Few pictures and a lot of text. I did not complete all the books.
For this price, it could be printed in color.
Think carefully before buying!

Book "The Capital and the Landmark (full set of 5 books)", Antique edition, 1913
The cost is 1 339 100 rubles.

A smart man

A TV journalist has been struck.
Therefore, even the temperature of the water is not important to the batiskafu for diving, whether it is a plus or a minus.
I think: she did not teach physics in school, she was a fool, such a tough batiskaf, which will even sink into the ice.

Batiscafs, mostly, do not swim in the Baikal, but in the seas-ocean, where the water is salty. The freezing temperature of salt water is lower than that of fresh water.
I would have studied better, I would have known.

Ibond: As a person gets older, it becomes more and more difficult for him to get into the new. This is a logical process. Teachers of THs. The universities are not very mistaken about this, but there are cases. be calm.
In 20 years, you will also be holding the studers and forcing them to compromise the code in the guitar through the console, not through, say, the mind interface.
by noksel :D
by NOKEL: HY
I taught them through the console.
Then I showed Gui.
I was told that Gui is more interesting :D
ibond: And say "Where do you suck my thoughts? You give me code, code show, bluff" (flex)
Nocturnal (rofl)
NOKSEL: The Dawn

Call from the provider. We offer you the rate, 250 rubles per month and 100 MB per second speed, blabla. And we can also offer digital television absolutely free, then the subscription fee will be 450 rubles a month.

Krasnoyarsk and Krasnoyarsk.
I urgently pulled at a point on the shore of the Karsk Sea - 200 meters to the water. I took a bath once, under a dam. We decided with Vytka, a hot Belarusian from a deaf village, before the army had seen nothing more than the Soviet pond, to put a hole in the point "navigated in the Northern Ice Ocean". And the weather for those regions stood abnormally hot - 18 degrees in mid-May. We took a boat - it was unrealistic to swim on the shore, stones and rocks, legs are broken - and we scratched 300 meters. When they saw the floating ice on the horizon, they felt a mess, but the Patsan honor did not allow them to withdraw.)Well, as a more frost-resistant Leningrader, I mowed 20 meters, 6 meters with 6 seedlings. The driver in the sensations of degrees 5, on the way back with the screams "you have been grinding for two minutes, let warm up!" picked up each other's waves.

Twice a year there is a bloody enmity between the secretary and the staff at our office.
The first time in May, when they both want to go on vacation in the same month (at the same time the boss does not allow, because they want to go off in the same month). One replaces the other and vice versa.
The second time in November-December, when the annual prize is distributed
the secretary has a salary above (the premium is considered for salaries), therefore the staff is looking for a breakdown to deprive her of part of the premium
The team is interesting, everyone is watching the developments.

What are your traditions at work?

“Son, you’ll be sitting for a long time, you’re 18 years old, and you don’t have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

A neighbor, a rough-looking 50-year-old uncle, came to ask if I was playing loud music. When he found out that he did not, he shook:

I wanted to know what a melody!

I sit with a broken pattern, thinking about how to live on...