#dance
There was a thing, I felt a lack of culture in the form of inability to dance properly and beautifully. Waltz, tango, foxtrot... beauty is! It looked like two months. This is what I will tell you - on the classic pair dances for a man - split! 20-30 ladies and 2-3 gentle men who feel like half-gods...The boyfriend lasted longer, almost a year. She was tired of blinking her partner's eyes when he was put with her, a disappointment, in a pair (well boys, have a conscience, change your partner!). She plunged into the matter. And to dance, that is, with the benefit for the body and mood to move outside of sex wanted. And pulling iron is not for everyone. There is a way out! Have you ever wondered why Eastern dances are so popular? A man is not needed! And it is not for the delight of the male eyes that a woman can dance for her own pleasure, as much as she can. And to the figure no complaints, there is something to shake - and great!
Dancing is offensive, yes.

In the evening I go to Sberbank. Two ATMs, one occupied, and there is a line from (P)Arnia.

I: And the second doesn’t work?
Q: Yes, he glutes... It doesn’t open the screens.

Includes a female

The second doesn’t work?
I: They say it glitters. Try it?

J. approaches the ATM, presses something there and leaves in a minute. I approach the ATM and I realize that he has a miscalculation of the touchscreen. Looking around the screen and opening the wrong links, I roughly find out which way the calibration went. Correcting the position of the finger, I open the desired menu items, successfully withdraw money and remove the card.

There is no scene in the cabin.

I: Yes, just the screen wrong coordinates of the finger determines...

(The dark scene continues)

I: Yes, I am like a programmer.
I thought, the wizard!

From the discussion of the joy of eating meat:
We are predators! Hunted an antilope - bitten his ass! well well!
He grabbed a pig in the back.
But to catch the rabbit, we probably won’t.

xxx: the Ministry of Finance is going to introduce criminal liability for cryptocurrency payments
Yyy: That’s what, buying grass in the darknet for bitcoins will now be illegal, right? Where does the world go!

No to! I am Batman:
Glorify the Fatherland
The Neutral...

Notroarkyet: Union of Passive Peoples of the Century

Notroarkyet: Ancestors this indifference of the people...

Nemul: Glorious country, we want to live in another country

PrintScreen on Mac - Shift-Cmd-Ctrl-3.
Sometimes it seems to me that there are combinations of keys in macos to call the demon, revive Jobs, launch the day of judgment, remove all people, enable eternal youth, find answers to the main question of life, happiness for all, for free, and more. Only no one knows them. Even the developers.

The 11-year-old son was coming back from school and he heard a cat on a tree that could not come down. I tried to call the Emergency Service, they told him that they did not leave for such challenges. As a result, in 4 hours, I try to break through the tree, I shout "Sema, hold on!!!!", rescuers are trying to bring down the stairs, branches interfere, as a result, one rescuer goes with a rope to a tree, the seed of the cat does not let go, their crane is delivered to the ground, I am ready to kiss my son, and he: "mama, well let us take him home".

If you are accustomed to killing yourself, just to do work from beginning to end without interruption, this is your principle, which, speaking between us, will not lead to anything good. After one job, there will be another, then another, and you will still be waiting for a moment to rest.

More than that! All that shit you did quickly in a state of chronic fatigue, someone will most likely have to rework for you. Or it just falls on someone’s head, and it’s okay if you personally.

here here :

xxx: Let’s go with this "I have the same leg and it doesn’t hurt". How is it, shit? How is it happening? The tester reproduces the bug with 100% regularity, and when the developer performs the exact same steps, on the same device, under other equal conditions, the bug is not reproduced. Shit shit shit?? to

This is probably a sign of the race. The tester is used to acting quickly, the developer is slow, as a result, the alpha tests of the developer on the machine are passed, the tests of the tester are no longer, because something does not have time to work out. But the developer of the enema in any case, no race should be in the interface!

xxx: then the best thing you can do is to restrict the child’s free access to information.

Well I stood.

You would hate the parent who did this to you in the place of the child. And still find a way to get the desired information. The curiosity is a terrible force, and the children are not stupider than us with you.

You can also cut off the child's eyes so that he doesn't have to chew up if he's watching porn. and glue the nose with super glue, or suddenly the drugs will smell. And hang the castle on the pop, so that the gay does not surrender.

But in the entire animal world (including humans) “simply dancing” does not exist.

Per I am too old, but somehow I am more pleasant and more accustomed to thinking that a person is different from the animal world, that his behavior is still not determined by instincts, but by common sense and education.

More such people!

You fucking do not respect yourself. I agree to give advice only after being sure that they are followed. For example, on the previous example. If they are critical, then They will still think whether to follow or not - then hide such listeners.

If everyone who advised the shameful fell away after his advice was not followed, how many nerves could be saved.

#Medicine

You have all the hiccups and hiccups here, and I’m home for the second day, I’m not going to work. Before yesterday after lunch, the stomach grew, and in the evening it only got worse. In the evening, his wife brought a healing bottle of Coca-Cola. In the thing! Everything burns in the stomach. Today it is easier. The night slept. I did not go to work again. I will watch more movies today. The slang seems to have been closed. The main thing is not to join again.
Morality: Coca-Cola in pharmacies, torrent movies, all health!

Suddenly, this thing is called a "rotavirus" and is actually treated with Coca-Cola. My wife and I are witnesses. Heal it there.
– is
Rotavirus passes in 2 days with the drug and in 48 hours without it. Therefore, it is necessary to add rum to the cola, it will be fun at least. However, in rum you can not add cola, it still kills all known microbes.

The story happened a long time ago (more than 10 years ago), so only dry facts remained in memory, but I hope it will be interesting to the readers of Picabus.

In our friendly team, in addition to a dozen guys, a young girl also worked, let’s call her Oksana. As usual, she went on maternity leave. She left, and went to her homeland, to Yoshkar-Olu (or somewhere nearby). The male team shrugged his shoulders, and used to sink into work. Contact with her occasionallyined only the manager.

Some time passed (no one noticed it), the end of the year stunned on the nose, the work gained an aural character, everything went in turn. If one day Oksana, having given birth safely in her homeland, did not decide to share her joy and did not send all her former colleagues (and probably many others) a short SMS with the text: "We have a boy, weight is this, height is this." From his new Yoshkar-Olin number.

She didn’t have my number, she didn’t come to me, but Monday in the office started with discussing the consequences of that SMS. Alexia left a friend and left him. Nicholas’s wife hadn’t spoken to him for a week. Sergey’s story was the most colorful:

- My wife just finished checking my phone for correspondence with the mistresses, only I took it in my hands, immediately comes a SMS. I read, my hands sweated instantly. The woman asks, “Where did the SMS come from? “From Balin, spam,” I say.

Share your joy carefully.

Today I went for a walk with my best friend, his girlfriend, and another lady they wanted to introduce me to. I naturally thought that they wanted us to get rid of, but it turned out that they were turning a triple and just decided to tell me the first. I’m probably the first fourth in the world.

I work near home. Work is dirty. I go home in work clothes.
We meet a young, cute mommy, with a small and seemingly very shy boy.
The boy looks at me and asks Mommy, “Mommy, Mommy, let’s take my uncle home.”
Mommy in a serious and instructive tone: “We don’t need such an uncle.
The boy says, “Is that because he’s a bombardment?”
Mom was very upset...
Children are burning with napalm.
Little boosted the mood for the rest of the day.

In the morning, when I got up and went to the bathroom, I saw something terrible in the mirror and thought, “Well, the apocalyptic rider is here, why am I late?”

#Easiness

> And I've tried to go crazy in the bordell - don't take it!

In addition to equality, there is also equality.

During family quarrels, the prince, brought to white hardening, spoke to the Sleeping Beauty:
I saw you in the grave!! to
Then he thoughtfully added:
And not only saw...
The spouses immediately accepted.

Power will not see honest business until business sees honest power.