I would love to remain calm. I don’t have a suitable storage container.

As an epigraphic joke.

BBC journalists interview a man in Siberia:
“What about food in Siberia?”
“It is normal! You will shoot the lousy, you will twist the peelmen and put them under the water."
“What about housing?”
“No problem! He went into the forest, crushed trees, built a cottage.
“And what are the negative aspects of life in Siberia?”
It is cold, crazy!!

Our friends moved from Toronto to Miami. The first thing we saw was the snow cleaning machine.
I asked, “Why is she here?”
The owner replied, “When we have doubts about the correctness of the move, we look at it. The doubts are dissipated!”
“And what do you see as the negative aspects of life in Florida?”
“Imagine the sun, the resort, people rest, relax, go to the sea... And you, like an idiot, go to the other side to work!”

It turned out that only the former communists could build the most terrible and wild capitalism.
They simply implement the model of capitalism that the Communist Party told them.

I remembered a familiar story. It was then her son Ilyushka 5-6 years old and they went somehow to the children's theater. A fairy tale, a weekend, the hall is full. The actors play well, all the attention of the hall is attached to what is happening on stage. The story goes to the point when Alenushka returns to the monster and the monster lies dead. Alenushka walks and cries, "Where are you, my unseen friend?"The children all look, hiding their breath, silence... And here the ringing, full of compassion voice of Ilushka is heard: "Wow, he is dead! Fuck you while you wait!” 

In general, the performance the actors were able to continue only in a few minutes, and the "dead" monster still long scratched his back and shoulders.