< xxx > how to change the user on the comp?
< yyy > well you approach the chair
< yyy > nuts "this is spaart!!"And you pull him out of the chair.
< yyy > sits and flies %)

An advertisement for McDonald’s. At the end, the girl says:
I’m just making thousands of people happier, and you?
A friend who works as a gastroenterologist answers:
I fly your happiness!

Concerto of Sound Director. Another idiotic question, something like "tell the equalizer settings for groul".
The axes are:

111: All fingers to the right!

222: round - to the right, square - up

333: round - inside, square - under the tongue

Lectures on electrical measurements.

Teacher: Before measuring the resistance of the insulation, the wire must be drained. Megameter doesn’t matter, but you may be upset.

<[PNZ]Maxa> yes just kills male self-esteem which is only based on the fact that they have a member
<[PNZ]Jura> and you do not))))
<[PNZ]Jura> Bollywood
<[PNZ]Jura> we can write standing
<[PNZ]Jura> in five in one cage)))

Clientsk.odd.Vasilyeva (with a motherfucker): Okay, I will suck your eyes on your forehead)))
Aleksei Alekseevich, sorry, this is not for you, it is a mistake.
Aleksei Alekseevich, it is my friend and I just talked about vacuum cleaners, once again apologize.
Anatoly A. A.Judging by context, you are talking about pumps.

On February 14, the virgins of the whole country will come out of their computers and will wait for a girl to approach them and offer "ibazzo."

Fun things are discussed at a press conference dedicated to an independent assessment of the achievements of Russian healthcare in solving demographic problems.(Talk about verifying the reproductive health of seven-year-olds with the help of a spermogram): “And how will 14-year-olds give sperm?” – asked X. “C pleasure,” he replied confidently.

X: What is "Discette"?
y: This is such a square piece on which the entire financial documentation of our country is carried out. She has everything for it:
1st The capacity of 1.44MB does not allow to place porn on it and distract accountants from work.
2nd Low reliability allows you to develop the skills of running, re-staying in the ranks and the ability to "I only ask" from financial workers.
Three There is a high level of information protection. If any Bond spy intercepts documents in the tax bill from Aunt Masha, his supercomputer will have no place to insert a discette. He will drown from powerlessness.