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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124089
 08.02.2016
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What to write nice words to your best friend that would hit her and that she would understand that even such long quarrels are not an obstacle to our friendship

yy: Tell her "our friendship with you is as vast as your waist"

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124088
 08.02.2016
I don't understand why on the bottle of the mouthwasher the markings 10, 15, 20 were drawn if the instructions were written to use strictly 10 ml.
They test you for strength.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №124087
 08.02.2016
News discussions on NTV about the distribution on the router of terrorist videos in the form of films.

xxx: well they’re right, I’ve just pushed civilisation and jumped cp

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

zzz: Link to torrent, crash.

ccc: Wait, Comrade Major is just making the distribution.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №124086
 08.02.2016
by 19520. Two of my acquaintances (a pediatrician and a neurologist) worked as students. In the morse. Like the pathanatoms.

You understand, a neurologist - and also an undergraduate - is able to determine what the victim was a person: an accident or murder. Not to mention the pediatrician.

So if you see an ophthalmologist — unable to put on a tire or burning — you are watching a series.

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