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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139437
 08.03.2017
hhh: (considering the paper issued in the laptop repair service) hm, a note is written with traces of operation... are they my sticker with cats - traces of operation?
WOW: No, that’s what they called your crazy key and the almost crumbling cover.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139436
 08.03.2017
Description of the series on the tracker:
Two thieves, who decided to hunt in the forest at night, are attacked by a creature similar to a walking tree.
The comments:
The moral of this series is like this, don't hide in the woods, otherwise an unknown pebble will come and snatch you in a tree.
YYY: The Grot. and unpublished.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139435
 08.03.2017
At home, I have two dishes to choose from: vegetables from the steamer or ham without salt.
In the morning there is no choice: cheese or ham without salt.
In the evening, again, the choice is small: kefir or "no fig for the night to eat, brush your teeth and go to bed!"
Therefore, I cannot be invited to visit: I eat a lot.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139434
 08.03.2017
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Comrade managed on a flat road to get into the ass of a haish car! The candidate for the Darwin Prize, definitely, I shield.)
I once stumbled on a haishnik foot crossing the green light. He was so angry that he let me go.
WOW: I don’t usually say it was on the Day of the Police (so I was released), because no one would believe it anyway.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139433
 08.03.2017
Report of the concert:

A guy in the crowd trolled Arzamasov on the subject that he was already old. The culmination of the trolling was the episode, when before the last song, comrade Arzamasov says "We have very little time" and from the crowd "You, Lech, have the least of all!"

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139432
 08.03.2017
>> buttons (big and convenient)
>> battery, which is enough for at least a week;

The Philips Xenium.
Please please.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139431
 08.03.2017
- The low-cost airline "Victory" will seat the pockets in the passenger seats. As a result, passengers will not forget their things, and the cleaning time in the cabin will be reduced by two minutes. The passengers will be handing over the garbage to the crew during the entire flight.
And if you close the toilet and glue everything (mouths, asses), then beauty is. They will just jump out of the plane after the flight. There are reserves...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №139430
 08.03.2017
My daughter went to study in the Voronezh region. was sick. I went to the district hospital.
Communicate with VK
I sit in the hospital. Here people turn to the register as if they were in paradise.
A list of sins?
Suddenly there is not enough place.
Even your younger brothers know that there is a manager and insurance company for this case.
Someone who needs to be checked and punished.
The leader is also in line...

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