xxx: Can his phrase "Our xbox" be interpreted as a proposal to consolidate our relationship officially?

Once in the institute attached to the fabric stands posters with the help of small needles.
In the absence of a third hand, I press a few needles with my lips while attaching one.
Three teachers walked around, they approached me and a dialogue began:

The first (to me): Why do you take it in your mouth? Every man knows that he can’t get into his mouth.
Second: Oh, and I take it in my mouth...and why not?
First, it can be swallowed.
Second: Do you take it yourself?
The first: No, I do not take it!
Third: Take it all in your mouth, so it’s more convenient!

There’s not much to say about March 8th, is it so boring? I have a husband, for example, in the night from 7 to 8 arranged for me a romantic walk in my favorite places, we rolled in the snow (and we in Khabarovsk it has been raining for 2 days), made angelochkov with my hands, and then I decided to jump in the sougrob, and he turned out to be small and I broke my leg (thank you, dear!!!! A great gift!)
and Dad put the gift to Mom under the pillow, it was a set in a large box (plank and dryer), Mom suddenly put her head on the pillow and now on the back of the neck a knot...
This is such a fun family.)

Rambler news just pleased: "On Women's Day Tymoshenko will issue an additional compot"

Never call your girlfriend to bed with the phrase "Lack of wood!".

I came back yesterday from work and forgot to call my wife (usually after work). My wife asks me why I didn’t call. I said I just forgot. I got another question: and how to understand it? This question put me in an impasse, I still can’t understand what I had to answer.
Dear girls, can you tell me how I should have responded?

One of the advice is to take your face seriously. Smell suspiciously to the right, then to the left. And you whisper to her ear:"Electric turtles steal the emulsion" is the only correct answer.

As a friend asked how it translates "I Wanna Fuck You Now" well and I licked something like "I want to say that you look amazing" I didn’t think he would behave until he heard how he decided to "blink" with knowledge of English and loaded this phrase under the English of the 50s, the whole audience just cried...

Conversation at dinner:
"Dad, I read here that when there is no food, there is always fat in the freezer and dry lemon and garlic in the refrigerator.
It is all lies. There is still ice in the freezer.
The light in the refrigerator?

Is there blood on your hands?
– What? I have stumbled.
Killed someone? The priest clarified.
“No, no,” I whispered.
Then you’re rubbing my head. Look at how many people are involved.

Dewarist

On the day of March 8, I call my brother and ask how he congratulated his girlfriend.He is talking about a festive kiss, festive pasta....And at this time his girlfriend catches the phone and says that he has little that he did not give anything, because even early in the morning ran to the subway and... sold tulips presented at work!

<xxx> I was fucked all night.
<yyy> is sweet? The Gent? The Arch?
<xxx> a girl :(
<zzz> and

Dear brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters! Love to you, happiness, mutual understanding and constant connectivity! With a celebration!

Cat, odmin, shredder, bouquet

For three months, you fucking all the brains with your skyrim! Is it the same with the mass effect?? to

They tell stories so much that my hair, even in the most shaved places, comes out of my skin to shake.

<Siouxsie> I am also eye-catching and
<Siouxsie> is all the same!
<Pierre_Dix> Siouxsie: It is in the glasses he seems big!

March 8th: Make a gift to your wife, take a shave!
Where to shave?
How you complicated the task with a gift:

"My father told me that when he was in the army, they brought liquid nitrogen and one soldier opened it and pushed his finger there and it froze and fell.
- O_O
I couldn’t sleep all night then.
What would it be like if he pulled something else?
No, I thought they had fluid nitrogen.

Yesterday at work, I was told that today I should come all as beautiful: in a shirt, a blouse and heels. I thought even today everything would go well and not have to climb under the tables of juggers. This is fucking =/

I bought two cats: a boy and a girl.Name Aston and Martin (Asti and Marta in Russian).
Aston Martin has bought...
Wow wow, how then?
Okay, it just eats a lot.

from JJ:

Here you walk through the street through the mole, and by the edge of consciousness you note that a snowflake is flying right into your face.
Such a big snow.
Oh, the big snowflake!
A huge snowflake!! to
...and at the next moment you are already pulling a white plastic bag from your head.