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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15703
 08.04.2009
A funny story? What is this laughter? I knock at the door... I hear the answer:
“The Open.” The voice is sad. I open the door. In his
In the one-room quarter, in the far corner, sits Tolyan.
He has a handshake in his hands. Around the feet of the bank with paint. “You know, sadly
He says no experience. I decided to paint the floor. It started somehow from
the doors. He painted himself in the corner. It is written on the bank that it will dry.
During 24 hours. There are 18 more, but there is a lot of hunting. In the toilet...”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15702
 08.04.2009
Dear girls, don’t wait so long! If you wear a short shirt,
9 out of 10 men will not pay attention to whether your suitcase is fit.
Their shoes. Why waste a blue time?! to
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15701
 08.04.2009
Congratulations to everyone on the day of RUNET - today 8 April 2009 - 15th anniversary of RUNET! That day in 1994. The domain was registered ".ru"

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15700
 08.04.2009
There are many sub-cultures:
1st They are indigenous inhabitants of Basha. Those who do not post here shit, soppy and other lies, but almost all of them went to IT Happens and do not look here often.
2nd The second is the beast who will post all the shit. They in turn are divided into:
Children with Mosquito Caliber
b) splashes, nits and other half-fools.
Three Third are the partisans - who still remained here and fight for the revival of the bastion, fasting the bastion quotes and trying in every way to humiliate / survive the rejection of society from here, while not sowing the shit here.
4 is But these, the fourth, belong to the category of people who are generally coveted for quotes, and the main thing is to fuck at least a thread (orphography is especially welcomed in them). It is good that they and their own kinds of peoples are sinking.
By the way, look at the jump there are still partisans sitting =)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15699
 08.04.2009
Some people quite rightly believe that the song of the Bremen musicians "We came to you for an hour, and well you love us" is absolutely not about musicians...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15698
 08.04.2009
W: Dear, I want to jump with a parachute, I hope you don’t mind...
X: It is very dangerous!
I was so hoping that you would meet me on the ground with flowers.
X: Oh, with two of them.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15697
 08.04.2009
My boss is a genius. When he completely jerked his desktop, he just changed the screen resolution. The signs have become less - you can fuck more!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15696
 08.04.2009
I can cook, drink beer and wear sweaters, I’m not irritated by computers and cats, and I don’t care if you have a car! Young people with compasses and cats reading towers, which barracks do you go for peelings and beer? Where to meet you?
ZY: admin basha, make a familiar page. Too many people are looking for each other.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15695
 08.04.2009
M@Rk@ (18:12:38 6/04/2009)
I stood in the room. no one. I was in the village. and I don't want to move is there for you?
Lord (18:13:14 6/04/2009)
You just described my life.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15694
 08.04.2009
Read to the end!! It is just a shit!! Get to the top!! to
According to the news agencies Interfax and UNIAN, today the mayor of Kiev Leonid Chernovetsky decided to remove the powers of the head of the capital. As the mayor himself said, he leaves because "the conscience is tormented". Tonight, in a dream, I saw God who said that I love myself and the Kievans more than him. Asked by journalists, how God looked in the dream of the mayor, Leonid Mikhailovich replied, "He was like all the Kiev grandmothers, but was black, and covered with wool, like my cat Yasha."

Later, the press secretary of the Kiev Council that the mayor from today goes on a long-term vacation, as he decided to realize his long-standing dream from childhood - a flight into space. Our editorial office contacted the Baikonur cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, and there confirmed information about the planned launch of the Orion-2 orbital station next month, on which American and Russian astronauts will be present, as well as a citizen of Ukraine, L. Chernowetsky, who also wished to take on board the station one of the domestic animals, which we did not find out in the press service of the cosmodrome.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15693
 08.04.2009
I almost died of laughter! xDD
Varvar: What happened to that?
Chukcha: I cut short on one forum. I decided to kill Nick "Tampon"
Varvar: the bugga!! to
Early Rousseau!
Chukcha: So is it. after registration entered the login and password and I see a page with the inscription:
You entered like a tampon.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15692
 08.04.2009
XHH: Our Matan underground is so rough that it wraps its scratches with insulated... %)
I guess he is screaming :D

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №15691
 08.04.2009
But I’m absolutely crazy at House 2, because I don’t look at it.

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