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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126522
 08.04.2016
The scriptwriters of the "Walking Dead": the heroes of the series make a large transparent wheel, stuck in it a dozen walkers, in front of the wheel bound a goat or pig and get an eternal engine! In the future, it is possible to create a civilization where walking dead will serve as an inexhaustible source of energy.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126521
 08.04.2016
I went to the Alps for the New Year. I decided to go skiing, and I ride, frankly, not very much.

I am carrying, then, from the slope, and in front of me the man is rolling so slowly. If it does not turn away, the clash cannot be avoided.

I remember that the Germans are mostly resting here, and I shout the only word that comes to mind in German: "Achtung!"

The man turns and goes away.

When I pass by, I hear behind my back, “Wow, damn damn!”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126520
 08.04.2016
A clever man to cut.

Fucking with their bags on their shoulders in the transport!! Take them off! A smart cut.

...oh, and then our brigade again on the penetrating knife ride. And the mentions of that guy with a special mark "cut-off slices" to catch.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №126519
 08.04.2016
I remember when I was a kid, my neighbor had a poppy on the staircase. This miracle learned to accurately copy the doorbell and she had to open the door constantly. Then they also brought the dog and thanks to her, the neighbor realized that when the real bell rings, the dog laughs. The neighbor was only happy for two weeks because the poppy started ringing and then cried. She said, “I was doomed to open this devil’s door until the poppy died.”

P.S Whether the pope died by his death or not, it is under question =)

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