by MooN (22:48) :
Today one of my students on a question about ARPANET said that it was a social network like this!) I just imagined how 4 military brutal men sit behind just 4 (initially) compams of the Pentagon and add each other in friends)))))))))))))))))))))))) then one says:"that what she has a photo on the three) and puts his commander 3 points", and the commander for this removes him from friends))) I roasted 5 minutes)) the child could not understand what he did this_)

I decided to eat, looked into the refrigerator, stood the pot, looked at - okroška. It is cold! The Poor! I take it, put it on the plate, turn it on... And after a while it comes to me...

Laws of Solitude:

Food prepared by yourself and yourself is not considered undercooked or uncooked.
Just dried clothes are not considered confusion.
Clothes hanging on the balcony the next day are considered clean and smell frosty freshness.

I go to bed, or I stood all day on the garden with cancer. Tomorrow I will shout him again.
Were you in the garden?

I understand why I like red and black. It is the color of my eyes and the bags underneath them.

I am in line at the post office. In front of me, my grandfather, 90 years old, talks about his feats during the capture of Berlin. At this time, the girl (the cashier) is trying to make his payments for the apartment and the phone. One of the payments does not pass, the grandfather is clearly dissatisfied. The girl says "Don’t worry, I’ll try again". What the grandfather says – "Try, daughter, try. I had a friend who tried it and I liked it".

The guy who instead of Spain went "to bury" a potato...
I don’t know who you are, but [...]
Brother in mind, come to Peter, let’s drink a beer, I’m catering 😉

I read the post about Hrapunzel to my wife and I said, “I will call you too!” and she replied without thinking: “Then I will call you Perdunzel.”

The Nokia N95 smartphone.
xxx: People)))Help)))) I have to hide the front panel what to do))))???? to
Habituate to being a slider.

I am urgently looking for a girl, wedding dress and a horse in Anapa! For free photography 8 918 xxx xxx xxx xxx

Yyy: Invite Ksyusha Sobchak, you will save on the horse :)

I understand "Peter is the cultural capital" and all that, but for the snakes to go out into the garbage...

Comments on Rambler News:
A few minutes ago, the Pentagon released five videos from the home archive of al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. These videos are now shown on CNN. It should be noted that there is no sound accompaniment. On one of the videos, bin Laden is watching a television report about himself.
The dead man!!? to

Damn, where do you all find girls who are offended by your jokes? Do you have a smell of idiots? Normal girls laugh when their guys joke if the jokes aren’t stupid.

Conversation by phone:
1 Come here!
2 Eating
1 and what?
You know how to persuade!

My friend just told me that today is his birthday.

Talking to a girl on the phone early in the morning:
Good morning dear!
A greeting as a deed?
Do you know what day is today?!! to
(2 minutes of silence in the phone, probably decided to find in the search)
Yesterday was Radio Day, tomorrow is May 9th.
Today is exactly a year since you forgot to congratulate me on my birthday.
– Oh! Funny, and you were not lazy to count days, months, etc. (1-2 minutes of silence on the phone, I probably decided to think...) Oh, sorry! Do you have a birthday today?! to

XXX: Now Omon is working in the entrance
xxx: Their first phrase killed the entire entrance: "Open or we will call the Police"

XXX: You can not download a book from the library at the moment. Prohibited by the author
XXX to survive

Why in the car? Should I go on foot in Turkish?
XHHH: The waves. They blasted the MacBook fire, so are you there on foot?

The former colony of Portugal and Indonesia, East Timor
I quoted by memory.
In 2000, it was liberated from the Portuguese yoke, and five years later from the Indonesian yoke.
In front of the White House, the Free Timors gathered and adopted a new constitution.
Which language should be a state language?
Half of the population is spoken in Portuguese, half in Indonesian, and both dialects are reminiscent of the damned colonial past.
And decided – the state language of East Timor – attention!!! The Finnish!! to
I am not joking!
Immediately, a demand for 200,000 textbooks in Finnish and 500 Chuhonets was sent to the bush.
The Finns ate first. Then I realized it wasn’t a joke. They sent textbooks and 500 Finnish teachers.

A few years ago I was 22 years old, a young specialist from a working family. I also lived with my parents for money, but I never thought about whether I could buy an apartment, whether I would have a family, whether I would have personal growth. I just wanted to live interesting. After defending my diploma, I easily found a job because I working from the first course. When I realized that I was wrong with the choice of a profession, I did not cry about the fact that in this country my profession is not in demand - I realized that I walked, and just re-learned - myself, again working for the breadth in the beginning and studying literature. And when he grew up a new specialty, he re-learned again, at 26 years old.
I’ve never thought I’ll be able to depend on somebody, as I don’t doubt for a second that my family and friends will never leave me. Personal growth didn’t bother me at all – I was just interested in living.
I never thought I could buy an apartment – I just lived and worked. And now I have 2 in different countries of the world. I’ve never thought about family, I just can’t tolerate dishonest people. Now I have a beautiful wife and child.
Losers, learn to shoot yourself in the ass. In life, everything is done for work. No one fucking teaches you. Fuck, it’s your choice.