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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97568
 08.05.2014
bionet: from news group south-east/anti-Maidan to vk:

If the National Guard does not stop blocking food cars for Slavyansk, then the Slavs will begin to eat prisoners, and then come and eat the army.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97567
 08.05.2014
Men in note. correspondence with my husband.
Where did you put the chicken soup out of the refrigerator?
M: Ah, how would you say that...
M: I put it in the shell...
I: O_o
I: Did he bother you? and :)
M: No, I thought it was water from under the chicken =)
I: Well you thought right. Only the water out of the chicken is called "bullion" :)

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97566
 08.05.2014
The brother in the dining room stopped pouring half of the first portion. He insulted the working dining room and imposed European sanctions - he does not go there for lunch for 100 rubles, but goes to a nearby cafe for 200 rubles.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97565
 08.05.2014
The Office Control...
xxx: And, most importantly, refuses so interesting... Even to be offended doesn’t work out... Access is closed, as these are websites for adults....
XXX is me!! And a suck. Or better, somewhere in the third size.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97564
 08.05.2014
(Discussion of the photo where Aunt Toples washes the window)

O-va (13:29:56 7/05/2014)
Of course, I’m wildly apologizing for the fact that someone else is cleaning up at home?! to

Macluen (13:31:45 7/05/2014)
What is your address?

O-va (13:32:44 7/05/2014)
What is? The faces?

Macluen (13:33:01 7/05/2014)
Home of yours

O-va (13:33:07 7/05/2014)
December 29

O-va (13:33:08 7/05/2014)
and CHO

O-va (13:33:17 7/05/2014)
and

O-va (13:33:20 7/05/2014)
I understood

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97563
 08.05.2014
From the FB tape:
Do you know the theory of six hands? According to this theory, any two people on Earth are separated by only five levels of common acquaintances (respectively, six levels of connections). This means that specifically you, a simple resident of Kharkiv, are acquainted, for example, with singer Bill Gates by a maximum of 5 people. Or even less. Funny is it, right?

Yes, the singer Billy Gates is really funny)))

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97562
 08.05.2014
I live in the Crimea... Finally my dream has come true – you can say to the Moscovites: "We have come here".)))))

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