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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4985
 08.05.2008
That shouldn’t fuck you.
What should be? I am a lonely woman, I have waited.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4984
 08.05.2008
I like guys like Victor Tsoi.
Tatar: the dead coals?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4983
 08.05.2008
Babamarta: Aitishniks have long been shaving, shaving, hiding their stretched sweaters and trying to disguise themselves as an ordinary person. They can only be recognized by a tendency to phuism and total fatalism.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4982
 08.05.2008
In the context of talking about small travelers: "In Moscow, you spend as much as you do at home, just eat much less."

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4981
 08.05.2008
I am slowly taking away my presidential powers, they are wet and smell of me.

I took the oath and smoked.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4980
 08.05.2008
>Nibazza hidden rating quotes I have opened by clicking >the mouse wheel on the plush, in the Opera.

>Yes, the mouse wheel is not the "first hit button" :))))

>Admin teach the game

Fuck, your racket opens up because you voted with this wheel. For dolabies, clicking on the link with the wheel means clicking on the link to open in another window.
Sorry, I was scared ©

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4979
 08.05.2008
Gggg or I will write an announcement in the newspaper "I change alcohol addiction to a conspicuous jewellery girl " :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4978
 08.05.2008
Good morning to the radio, guys! On this only day of the year, drunk communicators can swim in the fountains and cling to the passers, asking about the TCP-IP stack, the spread of radio waves, beating them with radio receivers and switches.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4977
 08.05.2008
XXX is
Listen to
XXX is
Maybe there are normal girls.
YYYY
No child, it is fantasy.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4976
 08.05.2008
Kitty (20:43:20 7/05/2008)
The Fucks! You are going to be drowning your Olankeys!! I read today on the whole shop to the buyer - the sponge is universal, for the kitchen!!! Fuck the whole shop!! For the kitchen, for the kitchen, for the kitchen.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4975
 08.05.2008
and Vanilla (18:20:33)
Hi to

Vanilla (18:22:35)
Let us communicate.

FIL_on (18:36:33)
You are whoo?! to

and Vanilla (18:40:13)
I am Natasha, let’s talk.

and Vanilla (19:27:45)
You are silent :-(

and Vanilla (19:43:56)
What silence

and Vanilla (20:04:55)
Hi to

and Vanilla (20:09:55)
Hi to

FIL_on (20:10:20)
Go to shit!

Vanilla (20:11:26)
What is so rude

FIL_on (20:12:24)
I was

and Vanilla (20:13:06)
You are added

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4974
 08.05.2008
admin_of_self (17:36:43 3/05/2008)
Do you know what spermatozoa is? Or are you pretending?

JEWELS (17:37:17 3/05/2008)
Mmm... I guess.

admin_of_self (17:39:10 3/05/2008)
And what is it?

JEWELS (17:41:25 3/05/2008)
Poisoning the body with sperm.

admin_of_self (17:41:34 3/05/2008)
The fucking...

admin_of_self (17:41:42 3/05/2008)
I wave...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4973
 08.05.2008
The boss swallowed:
How do you allow yourself to talk to me??? (The Fingers of the Fingers)
First, I went to the fucking...
Second, I went to the fucking...
Third: I’ll do it, just go on the fuck... 0_o

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4972
 08.05.2008
An announcement in the newspaper "Tomsky Gazette", somewhere in the early 1990s:
A group of young people who have served in hot spots, who can handle any kind of weapons, will represent your interests in the CIS territory or abroad.
In the same room and in the same room:
The company "Funny Roger" will give fun and fast loans under real estate collateral.
It was a wretched time;))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4971
 08.05.2008
"Other Russia" cancelled the banned "March of disagreeants", but the militia on inertia detained dozens of people

From newsru.com

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4970
 08.05.2008
Now I was sitting and reading a fresh contract, with some office..I read the description of the services we provide:

"Company...(we) provide engineers in temporary use at a fixed rate...$ for 4 hours a day"Melt, I work in the IT barrel :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №4969
 08.05.2008
Nibaca hidden quote quotes I have opened by clicking the wheel of the mouse on the plush, in the Opera.

Yes, the mouse wheel is not the "first hit button" :))))

Admins teach the match

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4968
 08.05.2008
From the forum:

Hi to everyone. I worked for 2 hours, more accurately 2 hours. He made a high leap down from the roof of our barley, when landing slipped on a cow’s leaf and hit the left horn of our bull with his stomach. The press got sick. After that, I stood up and shook my phone in my pocket to call an ambulance, but the bull suddenly started attacking. I had to run, pulling my hands out of my pocket. I don’t run with my hands in my pockets. While pulling out my hands, the phone fell out, and this is my favorite Nokia 3310 I spent 1.5 years on it. While I rescued her from the bull’s bite, it hit my leg on my head twice. I had to show the animal Kong-fu. After receiving a resource from a tractor Belarus, the bull surrendered and I quietly went to the hospital.
P.S Parkour is cool, do it, it will help you survive!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4967
 08.05.2008
Titmouse: You are injured! I am not a mouse with a breast, I am a blue! and nicknick! Buy the dictionary, zoophiles!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4966
 08.05.2008
<kapa> pblcb: Yes, a question that should be asked from the beginning: what languages do you know, and what experience in programming?
<pblcb> kapa, Russian... a little Tatar... basic.. pascal.. s.. php.. tcl..
<pblcb> I know the concept... and not all thoroughly command itp..
<kapa> pblcb: is there a pascal?
<kapa> is it possible to eat dolphins?
<pblcb> em... there is...
<kapa> is there a dolphin?
<pblcb> I have a disk from delph - but the disc drive I broke - I needed a mattress and a light bulb...

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