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[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №29740
 08.05.2010
I’m in the subway with two students. The story of one of them:
I noticed that the first couple had been cancelled and had to go to the second. Stick to the first. I broke the door – empty! Only then did I remember the cancellation. Well okay. Lie down there. I wake up - there is already a full crowd, obviously not from our course, I ask - which pair is going? The Girl: Philosophy I: I understand that philosophy, which number? Melting, I am the fourth!! to
Three of them have been struck. 😉

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29739
 08.05.2010
of China. We walk with a small one (1 year). (And here in general only boys are quoted as children, a girl is a light shame of the family) Two Chinese women fit and give it all the way, say, to what the boy is nice, just a prince, etc. Since they are all white on one face, especially children, we start from a distance:
We: so why a boy, but in pink all from foot to head!
K: Yes, you have a very nice son.
You see, in the dress!
by...???? to
We: well out ryušiki everywhere, butterflies, butterflies broken!!!! What a boy!! to
Q: Why did you put this dress on your boy?
The curtain.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №29738
 08.05.2010
Ponch (02:10:08 8/05/2010)
You need to enter the buttons "I believe", "I don’t believe". Interesting statistics would be.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №29737
 08.05.2010
<fabz> I think we need to somehow improve our communication in the chat chat... one person trints a bit of stuff, the other person answers "lol" stupidly to any replica and the third person can’t really tell what’s going on.
<atleek> lol
<Nefemus> what is it?

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29736
 08.05.2010
Yesterday I got out of the tram, and next to me are two girls aged 13-15. In one, the phone falls and dissipates on all components (back cover, battery, appliance and SIM). She stands like this, looks without moving, and then says an elegant phrase:
This is how it opens up!

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29735
 08.05.2010
Everyone knows that firefighters should wear clothes while the light bulb is burning.
But few people know that a student who is late for the exam is able to get up, look at the clock, dress up and jump out of the apartment while the light is on.
(c) She is [fff]

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29734
 08.05.2010
So for those who haven’t been here for a long time or have just come, the topics of the month:

1st Should girls be respected?

2nd Who gave Unicorn to your wife?

Three She hates 23-year-old losers without an apartment and a car and will never suck them out without a check.

4 is All sorts of variations on the subject: coffee would, cat would, brains would, fucking would...

And everyone who comes here just to crack, and not to read the multi-letter debate - Vivat and as many smiles as possible!
Happy spring and victory to you, friends!

[ + 77 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29733
 08.05.2010
Per it is enough to mourn and complain about this unjust world. Five years ago, I was also a loser who thought life was shit. But then I realized I could do it all by myself. Having removed his ass from the couch, he began to work a lot, and after six months he fulfilled a long-standing dream - opened his own company, a year later he was already driving his own inexpensive car. Now I am a fairly successful businessman, I have business relations with European partners. I have a beautiful and loving wife. The conclusion is simple-work in the sweat of the face and you will have everything.
Bone, 11 years old

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №29732
 08.05.2010
with most people, as with oxidized contacts, if you want to establish contact - cut off with alcohol.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29731
 08.05.2010
Shram – to burn?
The light: Come on!and :)
Shram*: I have a polytech on the 1st floor instead of a wooden floor (!!!!!) We have asphalt!!! to
Filed to:rofl
Shram*: The Voronezh politician is so harsh.

[ + 125 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29730
 08.05.2010
Not positive, but rather positive.
A year ago, in May, I was back home. And I see - a local housekeeper (from my house) caught a small cat and broke his leg (as it turned out, the cat was trustworthy and homeless, well, it came to the man to lust).
I could not interfere!
As a result: the caterpillar treated a broken nose, a small kitten was set in good hands (the lap was not completely cut off), and one of the children of this kitten now lives with me. Trying to help me write web services=)

The people! Protect the cat! They trust us, they trust us.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29729
 08.05.2010
Everyone is GOP, GOP.
No one asks for me, no one asks for small things.
Fuck to Fuck! Look in the mirror in the closet.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29728
 08.05.2010
The logic came out this morning:

Who were you with yesterday? Why disconnect the satellite?
I slept at home, the battery
You are lying. Tell me the truth, I will not be offended.
At home I was talking.
Tell me the truth, you are a coward.
I went to my ex-girlfriend.
Why are you telling me this now!!! You want to touch me especially!!!? to

Applause and curtains.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29727
 08.05.2010
I have a spider on the manicure of the web.))))
2: Do not touch it.
He will tie your hat at the end of the holidays.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №29726
 08.05.2010
In addition to

Amertat saw somewhere a video that said that most of the information taught to students of IT specialties would be outdated by the time they were released.
<Amertat> in our universe this problem has been solved radically - it immediately becomes obsolete for 10 years.

_______
This is a problem in the history school.)

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29725
 08.05.2010
Fuck) I’m 23 years old, and the Instant Fisherman is still sold, and the same as 10 years ago)

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №29724
 08.05.2010
[Cyber]Forum

Blind, machines, robots, painting, so many bugs, and bought a roulette for 75 centimeters, the small does not release it out of his hands at all, has already measured the whole apartment, no toys are needed.

Romance by Firefighter

The same trouble...
My toys are thrown out of the boxes... and the boxes are playing.


[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29723
 08.05.2010
At night, thieves broke into the apartment of Vitaly Klitschko and carried out everything – beating, fear, pain and humiliation.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29722
 08.05.2010
Faro
Tomorrow at 7 in the morning.

Garrett
O_O

Garrett
And the liver?

Faro
The liver knows.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №29721
 08.05.2010
Especially good Georgian tape looks on the new Mercedes,
BMW and Audi

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