I once looked at the girl in the subway, and she considered me a maniac and a rapist. Then the girl went behind my back, and I almost forgot about her. A minute for twenty. When I got out of the car, I found out that the girl was coming out too. She turned frightenedly and, of course, saw my terrible fist. Here she ran away. But when I went out into the underground crossing and turned to my side, I saw that girl who, of course, just turned and saw it again.

Then I walked through the courtyard through the quarter, and periodically heard the knock of the heels. This girl was running away from me, sitting in the bushes, then making a hook through the hook, and, of course, the first thing she saw, running out of the hook, was my dark roof. Then she was making a new hammer, but when she was back on the road, my hammer was there again.

When I opened the entrance door and saw the girl waiting for the elevator, I realized that now it would be terrible, either she would die from a heart attack or hit me. So I asked her not to die and not to stumble, and tried to explain that I actually live here, so it happened. In my opinion, she didn't believe me until the end, but I didn't approach her, but, on the contrary, asked me to finally leave with the elevator, and I'd rather take the second elevator.

Those are terrible maniacs, chasing girls.

She works as a costumer in a nightclub. They brought it for the fabric to the wholesale company, wrote out the necessary fabric and went to the warehouse. There are only men working in the warehouse. They pulled our order, and here my invisible phone is ringing. I understand from the conversation that the art director is calling, who has lost some costume and grows in a costume. And here is my joy describing the costume:
“Lesha, now you are looking at Yankee’s pink spoon, and behind her is my black spoon.
I don’t understand why the warehouses are so rough.

XXX:...they have three sons, and all boys!

"Take care of you!!" — Harry Potter cried out, not knowing yet what this spell would turn for him.
It is terrible to be a magician.

How do you feel about the telecast?
2: The slaughter of human souls

From the explanatory at work: I, Ivanov I.I., drank 102 grams of vodka at lunch

And whether Bor is funny today, or am I just in a good mood?

I want Virta!
WOW: When you rescue Descartes Cain, in this same location, just above the map, in the corner lies his body...

XHH: Do everything on the list.
Do you not pray?! to
Oh yeah, please pray. You will taste better.

Sleep my ugly lips... in the modem extinguished the lights... your network is just lying, mouse the carpet does not run, the pixel last extinguished the spear at this hour.

(Discussions about Japanese names)
Yulia: There, by the way, in this list the last name was - Yasuco))))))))
The speaking name 😉
Hi, what is your name?
and Yasuko.
I see. How is it called?

ZiKkie: I used to saying “2 rubles” for a long time, referring to 2 thousand rubles. But now 2 rubles dollars makes you think...

The creator of the game Elite has assembled a computer the size of a flash.

xxx: I am afraid of the future: “Oh, Mom, I accidentally sucked the system with a vacuum cleaner!”

Russia is a country where either you have the system or it has you. And for many, the struggle for an active role in this combination becomes the meaning of life.

by Eugene Kuzmin.

The newly settled neighbors were awakened today:
and Serena!
What is?
Two minutes later.
Seriously to go!! to
And smoke, what is it?! to
You are not responding!
I asked you "what"! to
So I didn’t hear you’re crawling?! to
Get away from me!
Go on who needs you!
Everything is BL!
Oh yeah, it is all!! to
Not a minute passed.
“Your mother is there, go see me.

The curtain.

A friend all his life was only in the city, he went to nature 1 or 2 times but it was a long time ago. I recently pulled him out for a fishing trip away from the city and this is what I heard:
What does it smell like here?
I: This is fresh air
He: I don’t like him.

Yesterday it was a feat, today it is a shame.

of Irkutsk.
Over the pitcher in the toilet of a fashionable restaurant:

"Not to go out! It is"

:D

I go with a friend after school, a friend calls my father. He takes the phone, says 'Ugu' and says to me, 'I've never been invited to lunch like this: go home, it's time to eat.

The Moscow people know the free newspaper "Metro". There are usually crosswords and/or sudoku on the last pages. I solved the crossword and there was the question: "Famous Russian and Australian boxer." The five letters. Logically, it is Konstantin Zhu... He’s been breaking his head over who he is for a long time. Looking at the answers, the right "Course". And who after that to call the creator of the crossword?