Do you not think that the Sabbath is an insult to the feelings of the Jewish believers?

I recently heard of a funny incident. My colleague witnessed this story and here it is.)
A car came to the entrance of the food supermarket (it is immediately necessary to clarify that the road to the store is at some angle). From the left front door a man rushed out and escaped in the door of the same store. The car, in turn, slowly started to roll down. Two passers (a very conscious citizen, by the way) saw this picture and immediately tried to stop the car and try to push it back up. It lasted 10 seconds until the driver came out of the car and asked, “Girls, can I leave?” The fact was that the car was “right-handed”.

When the Mercedes is labeled "We can repeat," somehow you can't believe that they can really repeat the Mercedes.

A couple of Munich doctors invited to "Halloween" - event in Germany

Not as important, but still noticeable. My wife rented clothes.

for himself and his wife, but before leaving he feels sharp

He has a headache and wants to stay home. An annoyed husband

He takes his suit and leaves, his wife takes an aspirin and goes to bed.

About nine o’clock in the evening she wakes up with a headache like never before.

He decides to attend a party. Immediately upon arrival, she sees her husband burn.

Flirting with all women. He doesn’t know what the costume is.

She has chosen her husband, the lady boldly goes to the "crazy", dances

with him a couple of walks and, eventually, allows him to pull himself

In one of the dark rooms, where they warmly love for an hour and a half,

Not a mask.

Without waiting for midnight (when everyone is obliged to open the face), the lady

She returns home and is looking forward to her husband. He barely crosses.

at the threshold, she asks:

How did you have fun?

Don’t ask me, I’m tired of my husband. Without you, what is fun?

You didn’t even dance, right? A lady enters.

What is “Dancing”? With whom? There are only nurses! Okay, came

Weber and Meyer, and we played poker all night. A stranger who

I borrowed my costume for the evening, saying that he did well.

So have fun...

I went to the store and I was thrown aside. At first, he barely stood on his feet, then he hit the fence on the other side, could not catch him and knocked on the nearby car, then he walked to the store and fell on the stairs. People have fled. The stroke. I thought. It turned out that I was a buoy in shit.

xxx: I don't believe these smooth photos on the internet, any one can be made a whore, I know!

Petrovich, let’s get rid of you!

xxx: In Ufa tickets, for example, cost 150-250 rubles even on the premiere, where do you go for 480? I went to the Avengers in 3D on April 30 for 160 rubles, at lunchtime

yyy: Figa you have lunch at work