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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65332
 08.06.2012
Today saw the coolest advertisement on the sale of cars
xxx: on the red ninth, on the back on the glass:
xxx: "I sell the VAZ 2109 and buy, toyota"

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65331
 08.06.2012
xxx: Please recommend something scientifically popular about quantum physics that would be both interesting and understandable, i.e. It would be suitable for reading in the train and on the beach by the sea.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65330
 08.06.2012
From the Hubble, the survey "served or not served":
WWW: Where is the option “I serve”?
xxx: If this is the first day of service, then technically it turns out that you have not served yet. If not the first, then at least one day of service has passed, which means that it has already served.
Yyy: No, if he served at least a portion of the time, he served already. If the quantum time hypothesis is correct, then it requires a minimum of 10^-43 seconds (Planc time).
zzz: You listened to a programmer’s conversation with a physicist.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №65329
 08.06.2012
But one day the tank hears the familiar sound of the engines – these are tanks, native German tanks! They are Ivan’s enemies. And Ivan himself? Shouldn’t he blow up the entire column and the tank?
Will a fragile friendship survive this test?

Read it, let’s continue! and Katy! Catch me there! =)

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