I really realized that life all depends on you when I saw a photo of my former boss (nearly promoted to the director of a branch of a serious firm) in the album "The Best Workers 2005" in one notorious fast food café.

Previous: What is Civil Society?
Student: It is a society in which there are citizens who know they are citizens who live in a society.
Prep: What is it?! to
Student: Hey, do you want me to simplify my thinking for you?

Something you look like an artery today.
WOW: What is it? In the sense?
Tag: sleepy

In the morning the alarm clock rings – I don’t have a alarm clock.
I trust my neighbor!
Early in the morning to work he will wake me up on time.
He has his concerns - the lesson begins.
...
The day goes by and I’m back at 5 p.m.

Now let’s count. At 17 o’clock she returns from work. She ends working at 16.00. 8-hour working day with lunch break. Therefore, it begins to work at 7-00. She leaves the house at 6 a.m. Therefore, exactly at five in the morning, this frost with the trumpet wakes the whole house every day!!! to
A wonderful neighbor, his mother. I would kill him.

Previously, grandmothers asked their grandchildren to put a thread in the needle, and in the future they would ask to introduce a capsule.

Mccvinn: Yesterday I walked with a little boy (2 years) in the yard. And we are building something there, mountains of sand and land filled, well fun. Nearby walks a girl 5 years old, charming, well seriously - long light hair, pale pink dress, etc.Nikitka (son) all the time, naturally, flows toward these mountains of sand, interestingly, the girl approaches me and says: and on these mountains you cannot climb. I deep-mindedly kick my head, I agree - yes, say, and really can't, you can fall, there can be glasses, and dirty.. the girl looks at me skeptically and I would say sad, and thoughtfully says: in general, my mom said that this word is ugly and it can't be said... but how can I say that you understand well?! Uncle, if your child will climb this sand, the evil workers will immediately come and take you away!! to
Takes his hand and leaves.

Answers from Google
"How quickly will you get rid of the scarring?"
One of the stones
"Scroll in the pants, then the smell of shit will break the smell of garlic";

My husband said, I have breasts like I was in first class.
I can be proud! I have first class breasts :)

thx(22:18:18 7/06/2011)
What should I do to forgive me?and ((

Wicked (22:18:31 7/06/2011)
Marry me

I wonder why I don’t live in Russia.
Probably God loves you.

An explanation was given today.
I, XX, was late to work because the workers were removing the asphalt under my window. I did not hear the alarm and fell asleep.

XXX: People, and who where audio books are downloaded
YYY: Well, if we agree on the price, I can read you out loud.

XXX: Our chief admin makes all the ugliness
X: I am afraid of it.
What about PCHI?
We are neighbors, we have a common balcony
XX: my cat has his cat
XXX: Right in His Eyes
WOW and WOW???? to
He thought she was a cat.

Status of acquaintance:

Beethoven, being absolutely deaf, wrote beautiful symphonies. Why can’t I, being absolutely stupid, write great scientific works?

In the military commando, the lieutenant sends out the new recruits, pressing the agenda in shaking pencil:
You are going to the army! Stop asking stupid questions!
He immediately cried out:
Now they will be asked to you!

Hard to be
I went out with my brother in a clean field to see the meteor rain. clear night, deafness, teenage depression because of the girls.
There are no normal girls in the world.
Brother: Yes, no...
I: Maybe we’ll be gay?
Nor are normal boys either.

I came up with how to use homosexuals, since they do not have children, let them eliminate all kinds of chestnuts with Chernobyl type radiation.

07/06/2011 Skype has fallen
I want to buy all the drug business after Skype MS.
Alcohol companies, guns and prostitutes. Indicators should fall.

Does anyone have temporary tattoos?
Tagged: small bar

He was in the administration of the GIBDD in court, met an unfamiliar lawyer.
I: Are you here as a lawyer?
He: Yes, and as who else?
I complain, and I am an accused.
He: Well, who studied for whom...