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[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98989
 08.06.2014
If a spoon falls on the floor, a woman will come, if a knife, a man. If the gun falls, who will come?
The militias!

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98988
 08.06.2014
This is:

> (about smokers) No one is bothering, you say? Someone because of you can’t walk quietly on the street.

I haven’t been like that for a long time, thank you. So the traffic jams near you do not bother, and you live next to the factory, but here the smoker is the real evil :D

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Yes to PJ.
As a counterargument, you should shout under the door of your apartment, and to your outrage, you should answer:
"It hasn’t been so long ago, thank you. So the garbage and dirt on the street do not bother you, and you do not live in the most ecologically clean country, but here is the rage under your door - the real evil.

Do not be upset after that. I have justified my right to knock you under your door.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98987
 08.06.2014
Yes to PJ.
As a counterargument, you should shout under the door of your apartment, and to your outrage, you should answer:
"It hasn’t been so long ago, thank you. So the garbage and dirt on the street do not bother you, and you do not live in the most ecologically clean country, but here is the rage under your door - the real evil.

Do not be upset after that. I have justified my right to knock you under your door.
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It is not quite correct, if you make analogues with smokers - it is if you are not under a particular door, but you will cover the entire entrance, from the top to the first floor.

[ + 24 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98986
 08.06.2014
2004: Go away from me!
2014: Yanukovych is gone!
201X: The powder, go away!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98985
 08.06.2014
I washed the car. Not that it was dirty, it was just dirty. I laid flowers in front of the house. Of course, it rained a good rain. The husband, looking philosophically in the window: Yes, such a powerful witchcraft could not fail!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98984
 08.06.2014
A mechanical alarm that tarrachtites decently and puts it in a metal pot.

It would have been necessary to fill more small things - + 2 floors of neighbors would have raised.
The old cold method. How did this generation grow up?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98983
 08.06.2014
The suggestion to the administrators: make a already primitive site for grammar-nazi.
For the rest of the supplement: go to any sports forum, well, except for chess, read and fill your basket once and for all.

Now it would be much more pleasant to read patterns of correct speech, filled with subtle humor and irony.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98982
 08.06.2014
Hurra to live:
Now in the stone jungles it has become much easier to determine the direction north-south: on the south side of the houses air conditioning torches 5-7 times more than on the north.
In the past, it was possible to go to the trees...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98981
 08.06.2014
Sev: At what time are we coming tomorrow?
Category: B12
See also: Beyond
Sev: A2
Tagged: by
See also: B71
Sev: Fallen
XEOS: O
XEOS: then
Thread: B72
Sev: Fallen
Thread: B73
Sev: Fallen
Thread: V70
Sev: Fallen
Thread: B74
See also: Beyond
Sev: You almost drowned my star destroyer.

[ + 24 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98980
 08.06.2014
Since the main tobacco capital in the Russian Federation is American, the ban on smoking is our response to sanctions.

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It would be good in response to sanctions to prohibit our chinuts from stealing and exporting abroad. And keep your children and families abroad in the rotten west.
And so these "responses" to the sanctions are currently paid by the Russians from their pockets. The content of Crimea. (Rosturism sent a letter to budget offices to ensure the filling of Crimean facilities by the personnel of these organizations. Of course, budget money will be asked for. Schools and kindergartens will wait.

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98979
 08.06.2014
Parents are worried and calm.

There are parents who worry before, and there are parents who worry after. Children are usually the first.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98978
 08.06.2014
My grandmother’s script broke.
I sit down and eat dinner. Half the plate is full.
[20:28:40] xxx: and she says"if you still want, eat"
[20:29:20] xxx: shake up, I think the second half of the plate to eat allowed

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98977
 08.06.2014
here here :

"In what country do you live? In Russia, for example, ventilation in restaurants is done very carefully and in compliance with the relevant norms.

I can ask you, who wrote this, you smoke, right?
My friend smoked for 10 years and thought the ventilation in restaurants was incredibly good. Until she stopped smoking and her odor has not returned. Now we sit in the non-smoking room in the furthest corner from the smoker, if there is a possibility. Because, in fact, this damn ventilation doesn’t work well enough. It doesn’t work, you understand. And you sit in any room and eat food with the taste of other people’s smoke.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №98976
 08.06.2014
xxx: This reminded me of the visit to Kiev in 99.
xxx: I come out of the Vladimir Cathedral, and there a man on the paperti asks for mercy. Well, I give him a little bit and at the same time I ask another passing uncle in a suit: "Don’t tell me how to go to Kyiv University?"
xxx: He shows me somewhere with his hand, and the man from the paperti says, “No, there and the other side of it.
xxx: He disputes: "No, there" And this from the paperti is outrageously like this: "What do you say to me! I was studying there!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98975
 08.06.2014
Figo, however! )))
I read a list of books recommended for reading in 5th grade, for summer, for a child. And suddenly:
A. Gaidar "Timor and his co"censorship""
O_O

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98974
 08.06.2014
The real problems in sex are when you satisfy a rubber woman with a vibrator.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98973
 08.06.2014
In which country do you live? In Russia, for example, ventilation in restaurants is done very carefully and in compliance with the relevant norms. There is a powerful exhaust ventilation in the smoking room, and the flow is installed so that the air from the smoking room does not enter the non-smoking room. Sometimes separate outlets are placed, and an outlet between the halls; sometimes in the non-smoking room an outlet is placed, in the smoking outlet. The proper functioning of the flow and exhaust ventilation systems shall be checked by measurements, activated and provided to the verifying organizations upon request.
So come back from "your country" to Russia, it’s pretty good here. Especially if you are not concerned about how bad in your country", but in good faith to do your business.
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The Soviet joke:
The teacher tells the children about the good life in the Soviet Union.
“Wow, why are you crying?
I want to live in the Soviet Union :'(

How many years have passed and nothing has changed. Only the wolf grew up.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98972
 08.06.2014
The dishwasher now washes the dishes, the washing machine - loaded and washed, then dried, in one room the robot dusts the floor, in the other - washes, in the bakery suits bread, in the multivark - biscuit with apples. There is a Greek yogurt. I’m all sitting like that – beautiful! The employer! I have done so many things this morning!

We live in the future)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98971
 08.06.2014
Dialogue on the car market:
This is also done in China...
- Now most of the children in China are done, and you are worried about driving!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98970
 08.06.2014
Other witnesses saw Russian troops break through the Ukrainian border.

i_shmool: When I first tried LSD, I generally saw a submarine in a small stream under Vologda. Honestly, an orange one, seven meters long, she stood on the anchor on the other shore. Then a friend showed her, and he saw too. I watched her for three hours until she let go.

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