In the face of the Russian threat, the Pentagon does not abandon attempts to create the latest fighter F-32. Two F-16s collided over Georgia. As in May this year, the event was unsuccessful.

The Life of a Multiple Mother
I brushed my teeth four times today, but I didn’t have time.

Discuss the topic about adding the "alarm button" to mobile phones in India:
xxx: I believe that the fast triple press of the switch button should not be made a domestic, but a global standard.
Yyy: In our country, unfortunately, there is a risk that the Indian police will be on the scene of the crime before the Russian. Even with the time to “dance”

Dmitry: [11:01:01 AM] Anurag: excel sheet aye hai
[11:01:04 AM] Anurag: ek
[11:01:12 AM] Anurag: dobara check kar rahan hoon
Dmitry Correspondence
Dmitry with the Hindus
Dmitry: If this is the Angle
It looks like an oracle.

Everything on my computer will work as I want. Not as prescribed

There was a doctor. He was kind. His name was Ibbolit. And he had a wicked sister called Barbara.
Most of all, the doctor loved animals. There were rabbits in his room. There was a blanket in his closet. On the couch was a cane. There were white mice in the box.
But of all his animals, Dr. Aibolit loved the duck Kiku, the dog Avva, the little pig Hru-Hru, the Carudo pope, and the Sova Bumba most.
His evil sister, Barbara, was very angry at the doctor for having so many animals in his room.
Get rid of them right now! She was screaming. They just packed the rooms. I don’t want to live with these ugly creatures.
No, Barbary, they are not ugly! The doctor said. I am very happy that they live with me.
From all sides to the doctor came to be treated sick shepherds, sick fishermen, loggers, peasants, and to everyone he gave medicine, and everyone immediately became healthy.
If a village boy scratches his hand or scratches his nose, he runs right now to Aybolit - and, you see, in ten minutes he is, like nothing else, healthy, cheerful, playing spots with the Carudo pope, and the Sova Bombah feeds him with sweets and apples.

The first victim of swine flu in New South Wales was a man weighing 324 kg. He did not actually die from the flu, but from the fact that trying to inhale and breathe with eucalyptus oil, he sneezed, and splashed the oil onto the gas plate. And the complications from the flu and diabetes just hit him.

It is surprising how many children are afraid of dogs. Dear parents! Meet the kids with dogs. Go to the shelter, to the breeding house, ask a familiar cinematologist or breeder to tell the child about the behavior of dogs. This is very important: it helps children adequately treat dogs, and dogs - to children, serves as an excellent prevention of stress and bites. In the summer in many parks of Moscow are held exhibitions of dogs, go to them with children! At these exhibitions there are only socialized, non-aggressive dogs, they are accompanied by trained people, kinologists, zoopsychologists, who can give advice, and the exhibition is a great place for a first date.

WOW: It is surprising how many women are afraid of drunk hooligans on the dark street. Dear women! Meet your friends with men! Each of you can take your fearful girlfriend by the hand, take her to a decent cafe, to the opening of an exhibition in a gallery of contemporary art, to public readings in a popular bookstore network. There she will see cared for and well-maintained men, will be able to talk to them in a pleasant atmosphere. She will surely understand that they are far from so dangerous and even very fascinating. And if after that she is scared again of the evening humpiness, then she, fool, should.

Christopher Columbus is a miserable loser. He sailed west to India. I found another continent. c) The wheat.

No one thought that the dog from the cartoon "Bremens musicians" is a grown up blue puppy

News: "On Russian ammunition will appear barcode".
Commentary on Shot. The gun flies through the scanner and in the Ministry of Finance of the Russian Federation: "BIP!!!"... The check goes out.

Oleg Ladyshensky: Postmodernism, do you say? Pope Francis, forgive me God?
Even at the institute, fascinated by the work of the director N. Akimov, not on the Internet, but in a patriarchal paper book containing Akimov’s performance developments, I read that Hamlet’s monologues literally copy “Conversations Simply” by Erasmus of Rotterdam. Amendment to the Jamboree. Even the famous image of the flute is taken from “The Praiseword of Stupidity” of the great Erasmus.
and what? and nothing. Even the eternally drunken poet Abu Nuwas was a postmodernist – no matter how postmodernism was called in Baghdad during the time of the caliph of Harun al-Rashid. “I will steal this image from you” is the entire direction of eighth-century Arab poetry (and beyond). Just some steal like geniuses, and others like thieves.

Alexander Karnishin: I crossed up with one writer. Admired by his postmodernism and fun paschals and he was offended - he thought that everything was unique!

In the 10th grade, our class leader told us not to shoot cigarettes at strangers. They can use a cigarette instead of tobacco. It wasn’t the best demotivator.

A car mechanic calls a girl from the regular:

Q: Hi, my car suddenly became powerful and sporty, I’m even afraid to ride it! Come and see, please.

B: Do you have Deu Matisse? Strange, I’ll come here tonight and see.

Half a day he broke his head, what happened to the matizik, came, went, so is - the glue was pierced.

In the year 98 or 99 I had an easy operation under local anesthesia. Before the operation, I did some type of injection (it seemed to be about atropine) so that I wasn’t afraid. When the injection worked, my head went round like a solid portion of alcohol and I really got all the pofig. In the operating room they were told to dress naked, and there are nurses, including youngsters. I have an injection! Away with doubt! I lay down on the operating table, made a local anesthesia and, as I started the operation, the surgeons asked me to tell something, apparently in order to monitor the patient’s condition. I have an injection! And I didn’t come up with anything better than telling all the time, while the operation was going (about half an hour), jokes about bad doctors.

From which region is this Mizulina most chosen? Do not chase, call back! She is inadequate.

XXX: He still likes to refer to all sorts of scientists, such as a Nobel laureate in 1957 showed that the earth in space moves in a spiral, revolving around the sun in motion.
XXX: That’s how you read and think, okay, right. You do not hear
A simple calculation suggests that this means that the hair on the ass of African children is curled in the reverse of the hair on the ass of children in the Yamal-Nenets district.
XXX: And you sit and run around just
XXX: Not anything to object - even the hz as a general brain to turn back on after such a sketch

A new way to fight mosquitoes
Turn off the light in the kitchen and open the refrigerator.

>> Brother, you won't believe - after marriage - the same! I want to fuck...

> by what principle are you married at all?! to

Choose the most terrible monster, of course. One recently wrote off about something stinking and slippery instead of a partner. And so colorful that I remembered the popular horrors of the 70s.

Russia will pay pensions to former Soviet citizens living in Israel.
Well, you stay there...