The clever man wanted to get without a line to the therapist, but those sitting near the office were experienced patients, so he got without a line to the traumatologist.

Preparation for the work trip:

There is no roof, everything is on the street. So we pray that there is no rain, or the equipment will be wet.
Better take the icon with you.
The Miracle Nicholas?
Software: No matter what, if only bigger. It will rain and the equipment will be covered.

Yesterday I sat at work, my wife and daughter (4 years) at home. The daughter calls from her wife’s phone and cries.
I: What has happened?
My daughter was scared
I: Where is my mom?
The daughter is lying on the bed.

I have panic, bricks and shit.

It turned out that the daughter slept badly, her mother sat down to calm her down. She fell asleep next to the bed. The girl then woke up in a bad mood.

Did you miss me?
-I deleted you in vk, steam, skype, phone number, viber, вотсап, telegram, tweet, subscribed to tweet, instagram, group in vk. Do you think I missed it?

by Zoi. Go out, Sherry and cat.
We remember, we love. and sadness.

Being a fisherman is much cheaper than being a hunter. Because when you drink and fuck with other people's grandmothers for three days, and then buy fish for scratch, it's just money, and when you buy a cock or a deer, it's quite another money.

Honestly with Picaboo
Earth on the power pipeline, earth on the power pipeline.
Earth on the eighth pipeline.
And we are sad on the cable, and we are sad on the cable.
We pull them miles with one bulk.
The cabinets are different, but the cabinets are different.
The length of the magazine is the same.
And, I hear without doubt, and, I hear without doubt,
As a result, we will get p.

We don’t dream of a brigadier.
T-shirt with a back.
We dream of grass, grass and house.
Green and green grass.

We go to the station,
to insulate isolation,
Technical supervision will sign the protocol.
Preparing the task,
Long term calculation
It will support the workforce of all.
In the smoke of Matthew,
The pipeline behind the station -
The turbine turbine rotates the wail.
And we worship the homeland.
And we worship the homeland.
They are waiting for us at home, and the sons are Altai.

And we don’t dream of a row of casting,
Not the station, the community, the ABC.
We dream of grass, grass and house.
Green and green grass.

News burning with napalm
xxx: just from the headlines - "The Earth is rapidly approaching unknown what"

When you have brought a country rich in oil, gas, diamonds, forest to food cards in 17 years, always blame the European media.

>>> The problem of the fisherman who stunned the fish

What are you breaking, my red horse,
You lowered your neck.
You do not shake the gray,
Do you bite yours? Did he?

<Angelofnet> <reads terrifying stories about whole baskets of unmatched socks>...
<Angelofnet> <thinkingly> You can’t cope with socks – switch to socks.
<harm))> Colots also disappear ah yeah
<Angelofnet> harmful)): They disappear. In a couple, not alone. So they are not afraid.

What did he?
I watched the movie Revenge.
Is it the life of the palaces?

My boss was close to 60. He asked me to attach a printer to his laptop. I pull the cursor with the mouse...And then the boss noticed how? Can a mouse work without a carpet?
He himself drove the cursor to the desired point and regretted Enter.

My grandfather on the front in the moonlight of a cold autumn with a partner overnight from four broken cars collected two with a minimum of tools. Another time, in the sixth two days, the bridge was held by two German tanks and a hideous cloud of Hanzev. Now at his 94 he remembers all the countries, rivers, many poems.
During the war, my grandmother planted 50 hundred potatoes with one spade and sprayed the seed to a cow. She was 15 years old.
They do not know how to use a computer at all!

So many discussions about what to do with the leaves for the Greek salad - tear or cut. In Crete specifically planned to see in what form the Greeks put the green salad, it turned out - in no one.

This is our summer:
Dressed in shirt and valley,
Lack of sunlight.
It was warmer than in January.

to this:

Beer and vodka diet.
All morning cups and tea are unsweetened.
A day without lunch.
In the evening, 0.5 vodka + 1.5 beer with "light snacks" such as fermented cabbage.
I lost 3 kg!

Three pounds? It was the liver, confess!

In fact, the liver is increasing. So that was the brain.

I came home an hour ago, and there was a mess and dishes unwashed.
YYY: You’re talking like you’re being invaded by Gypsies.
Yyy: Triple the mess and did not wash the dishes
And the horse is not in the room. Probably quite

by OUGUZ:
My friends. by decrease.
The first mother, father.
2 the cat.
3 the brother.
4 other relatives.
5 other cats.
6 Other people

Palomino: If you know what and where it is before the shops - you will stop buying anything =)
I personally saw a long time ago, as the comrade loaded out a round bread from the car, crushed one, half the street followed him, ripped off with a dirty mashed gloves, which the podi in his own car and forged, put on the counter back and quietly handed over to the store.

Vail: the column failed

and AAA:
Today, I take a look at the theory of probability. The story of a fisherman who caught a fish in three different places and caught something there. The student asked what it means to "smile", I am still impressed.

The BBB:
This is better than if she had been familiar with the works of the same Sorokin and did not ask.