I call my friend at home, her husband removes the phone, then the dialogue:
Hello Lena, can I do it?
m - a five-second piece and such a solemnly gradual voice - BARINA SLEEP

2031, from the news discussion:

... I do not believe in signs, but nevertheless it was very reckless to use the word "supernova" in relation to a thermonuclear power plant...

Today engaged in the extermination of the flea people in a separate region (cat wash). So, I will tell you, genocide is a very tired business.

She doesn’t want to give, she wants to be taken.

I wonder if you write the type never cut eggs with garden scissors a lot of ducks will try?? to

If you are paid little, and loaded so that you lack hands.
You have to make your feet...

My relative was married. In the process of preparation, for decoration
I was planning to write a few congratulatory jokes.
Transposh as usual. The bride is a solitary girl.
I never let things go. She mobilized her close friends, handed
Each piece of wallpaper, on the reverse side of which the slogan should be written
papers with text and CU with basic requirements for design and
The deadlines. The girls are also hardworking. He tried so, so
He calls me and complains that when
In her chosen format of letters, the entire set phrase: "We wish you a young couple.
Live to the Golden Wedding! It did not fit on the background.
The bride asks, “How much does it fit?”
The artist replies: “The word ‘golden’ does not fit...”

Obama visited the Kremlin for talks with Medvedev. Wait, and Medvedev
All is not. Suddenly, the doors open, a stunned Medvedev runs in.
and Obama:
Dmitry, what has happened?
Sorry, I was in a blockade! Putin went to work in the morning
They closed!

We had an electrical school at the university. Her name is Cossik (hit on the first slang). Well, behind her eyes, she was called “Kosyak,” although she knew about it. In a couple:
Where is this student? Why has he not appeared for a long time?
He lives in community! It is heaven!)
Oh, let me tell you what your cat is waiting for! :)
And her son, a year older than us, studied the same specialty as us. Give it another.) Prepodsa, asking, “Where is Vova?” and hearing, “And he and Hemplevo went somewhere,” she said, “Well, of course, where is the Kossak without Hemple!”!"))

We sit on a tourlet with a friend at the fire, we discuss one acquaintance:
I: What a good guy: he plays football well, he can play guitar, his sense of humor is good.
Probably comes together.

The “non-Russian news” just revealed that Barack Obama is going to meet with Prime Minister Medvedev and President Putin – the predictors are crazy.

Troyanka: one of our at work senya told how the lectures were broken 10 years ago in mga
Troyanka: the door was opened, a bottle of vodka was placed so that only the teacher could see it.
In a few minutes, the predecessor closed the lecture.

This fucking fucking people we work in the services. They made my car good and inexpensive. But the pencil on the front capsule put the opposite. I ended up swallowing when I had nothing on the glass, but the pedestrians on the crossing were swallowing even more when I targeted them on the lighting with soap water. Or is it such a joke to blatantly blatant? Then the Zack.

Drawing from ZH