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[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50011
 08.07.2011
According to experts, about half of home buyers in Moscow are not willing to spend more than 8.1 million rubles on the purchase of an apartment.

I am not ready either. Can I call myself a Moslem?

[ + 59 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50010
 08.07.2011
If I lived in the 14th century, I would be a Crusader, if I was 17, I would be the captain of a ship of the East India Company, if I was in the early 19th century, I would be a poet, if it was the end of the 19th, I would be a Decembrist, but I live in the 21st, so I am scattered.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50009
 08.07.2011
HHH
Olga has a mom like fuck.
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Oh yeah
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fucking
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fucking
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Warming
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A dog named T9
HHH
Call as

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №50008
 08.07.2011
News on Rambler: "Estonia announced its readiness for a tank war with Russia. Estonian Defense Minister Mart Laar has announced that until NATO assistance arrives, Estonian partisans will blow up bridges and contain the attack of 50 Russian tanks.
Commentary: "Fint with ears: Rush to Estonia on 50 tanks, and how they explode their bridges, turn back!"

[ + 61 - ] [30 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50007
 08.07.2011
from ZH:
When you put a condom in a bag for every case, I absolutely do not advise to close it in the same pocket, which has long been in the case of a mount of threads with a needle. This is really a bad idea.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №50006
 08.07.2011
One day, coming to a tour in a small town, our keyboardist issued a sacramental phrase:
"Let’s find out where the local public is here!" :)))))

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50005
 08.07.2011
We have an office under the table.)
xxx: The guy returns the details and there are several graphs about the reason for the return.
xxx: Against the graphs "Marriage" from wrote "Not Married"))

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50004
 08.07.2011
There is blind rain on the street. The former calls "Do you want to get married". I: "Why is this happening?" He: "They say, in the blind rain witches marry"... ppc... lived (c)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50003
 08.07.2011
I bet with a girl I know for 500 rubles that I will not give her in terms of sex... In the end I fucked her for 500 rubles =)))

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50002
 08.07.2011
<Kote_v_rabote> Reincarnation is such a thing
<Kote_v_rabote> today you are a banker
<Kote_v_rabote> and tomorrow the butterfly

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №50001
 08.07.2011
You should marry someone who is not very sorry.

[ + 98 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50000
 08.07.2011
from the site.
My grandmother got married. She is 76 years old and he is 78. They met at the cemetery. She regularly visited her grandfather’s grave, and he went to the neighboring tomb. her future husband. He was bringing flowers, climbing his wife’s grave carefully for hours, and his grandmother paid attention to him. One day, while he wasn’t there, she looked at the date of the woman’s death – 11 years ago. At first, the grandmother only greeted him, then talked, and then they began to come back together. He accompanied her home. They had a cemetery friendship. And they decided to marry. There was very little people at the dinner table. My new grandfather Nikolai Ivanovich raised a glass of pepsi-cola - he doesn't drink at all (mother still said that a non-drinking man can only be found at the cemetery)... So, he raised the glass, everyone quieted, he looked closely at his grandmother and said quietly:
“Anna, do you not recognize me?
Her grandmother’s lips shaken, she sneered:
I know, I know, I know it a long time ago.
It turns out they were already married. They were 18 years old then. They lived together for only two months and then fled. He considered her a windy, she was his insolent.

Lesson of 4 cc.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №49999
 08.07.2011
Police have linked a group of fraudsters selling diplomas in the subway.“We had to let them go,” said the Doctor of Economic Sciences Sergeant.
and Ivanov.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49998
 08.07.2011
D: It would be great if you guys could have a penis stretched out. For example, he went on a business trip, and the penis left to his wife so that there was no possibility to change, well, and his wife can use it if necessary. and better generally, let it always lie at home - there is nothing useful to carry everywhere.
M: Then the girls have to straighten their breasts, went to work, took it with them, pressed it at lunch. Although it doesn’t make sense without leaving home...

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49997
 08.07.2011
And that’s what you’re telling a person with insectophobia to the extreme. I am afraid of the shrimp.
Well, shrimp and I don’t like it if it’s in an undisclosed form. I don’t like when I eat someone and they look at me.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49996
 08.07.2011
"<...I woke up in some trousers on Tuapse Beach, which was very surprised. I found no money, no documents, no friends. After long unsuccessful searches for at least one familiar face, good people fainted... again a gap in memory and a miracle!!! The mountains are...>"

"Hurricane destroyed camp Seliger-2011"

"On the MKAD a traffic jamming was formed due to the scattered thousand ruble notes."

It seems to me that Messir decided to have fun before the end of the world - or then there is no one to be with...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49995
 08.07.2011
XX: Personally, I think that a female body is more suitable for an autonomous robot.
You can add two additional battery blocks to the chest :)
UUU: This is a time, and a relatively more massive pop will still provide a lower center of gravity, which is also a positive moment :)
ZuzüZhu: And, for example, the socket for connecting to the computer can be known where to install... so as not to forget the answer to the question "where is the socket to swipe?"

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49994
 08.07.2011
Who had the wedding night? Or did everyone fuck out for a day, count money and sleep?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №49993
 08.07.2011
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Until tomorrow
YYYYY: What are you at work?
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[22:13:05] yyy: Do not be afraid. I have a free schedule :) I came almost at 12am today, and there was a lot of work today
Do you have a cat at home?
[22:15:08] yyy: yes, he works on the same schedule :)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49992
 08.07.2011
When will you finally become daddy?
Not an ebo...

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