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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142824
 08.07.2017
The best sex in my life was with a woman, 6 years older than me, the magical was time.

The first fifth gives the suggestion meaning that you had sex not only with women.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142823
 08.07.2017
Z is. Hosts to note. Soda has no less useful and beautiful properties. For example, if you need to boil the skull of the enemy so that all the meat gently dropped, then you can add a few tablespoons of soda to the boiling dish (very carefully, or unintentionally arrange a foam party). After cooking in a soda solution, the flesh from the bones will decay almost independently.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142822
 08.07.2017
To the news of a new combat suit with exoskeleton of Russian production.
The comments:
And now those who served imagine their flag in such a costume.
Exoskeleton will allow flags to drag through a hole in the fence three times their weight

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142821
 08.07.2017
The employer asked me how much money I wanted for the project. I sent you a picture of Minotaur. He understood it 😉

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142820
 08.07.2017
Here they declare

11 hours - work + lunch + road, 8 hours - sleep (minimum), remains 5. Of these 5 more about an hour and a half for breakfast, dinner and personal hygiene. There are three and a half. Let’s say, 2 hours for a family and one and a half for a hobby (well, if you’re lazy and you don’t have a job). And you know, the most precious hour and a half is better spent on sex than watching stupid cartoons for 5-year-olds.

That is, you’re going to spend two hours on a family without watching children’s cartoons, and then a Hour and a Half fuck? I see a man who has no family.

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