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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №32652
 08.07.2010
From comments to the post:

Oh, shame on my head! I was bathed twice. Three Orthodox forums. On one of them for what he wrote in his profile "Catholic, which I am proud of". In the words "grief is sin". One and a half hours on the floor... :D"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32651
 08.07.2010
I bought a car, but don’t laugh, Ladou Kalin...
The panic:?? to
xxh: I've been driving for two weeks so far, only the badge has fallen
Panicker: It is she eating begins from you, slowly, gradually, first the icons, then the wheels, so you look, in half a year only the wheel you and will remain )))))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32650
 08.07.2010
sablin522: the squash of the officel - we have a tank T 72B called "Rogatka"
You can imagine what the order sounds like - a straw from a rocker.
And as a defensive, the enemy will decide that the children are beaten up.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №32649
 08.07.2010
I donated blood from a vein. In the office of 2 patients - I and a small girl with a T-shirt Sumerek.
The doctor, a pale 25-year-old boy, leaned toward her, looked at her vein and said in a quiet voice: "Oh, what a luxurious vein!"
Her eyes were like two dishes XD

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32648
 08.07.2010
Perro@Job: The stripper slipped six, pressing him with his legs... The smell of a burnt scarf passed through the first rows in the hall...

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