I’m not going to scream a meaningless “Liberty” but something like “JGNGF-MNV2F-FSADG-34GED.” This will be the activation key for Windows 7 or Photoshop. And people during my torture will have time to stir a little more soft.
Fuck it! Wow, thank you very much!! I have been looking for him for a long time!!! to

At work, I read the status of my younger brother in contact: "Ura, I can squeeze with a cotton behind my back!" I immediately decided to repeat this feat on the concrete floor. I break my beard and break my front tooth. After providing all kinds of medical help, I call to complain to my mother:
I broke my front tooth.
You are not only a fool, you are also a fool.

Stupid ideas come to mind quickly and without a turn, like grandmothers in a clinic, and smart people come to stand behind the billboards for a long time.

From Habr:
Due to the lack of arguments, I suggest to immediately move to the morbid.

xxx - people yesterday met with such a girl, you hang out aaaa!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX - and I'm about the same... tomorrow we're going to ride the baggage together))
YYY is super.
zzz - and I'm here shortly on the arena, I dropped the dk... it was really bad...I only have 2 pieces of A8 and he has a full set, prove the nub, right?
XXX - Yes, ZZZ does not go with us.

I ask my 10 year old sister:
Where do you want to work when you grow up?
In the pharmacy!
Why is?? to
There are always air conditioners.

I sit and watch a movie. My granddaughter is back 10 years old!!! From my girlfriend’s birthday. and further dialogue.
How did you walk?
and hello. is normal. It was fun.
What did you give Nate?
A thousand rubles.
A thousand rubles? Do you have such small gifts?
What to give a girl for 10 years?

What else can you give a girlfriend for 10 years?

I bought a new filler for the cat, washed his toilet, filled the filler. The cat sits and eats him. by Facepalm

I sit with a friend, she decided to find a guy through a dating site.
-Taaak, name - Julia,Rise - 178cm,weight - 58kg,parameters - the parameters of the hero? - 87-57-87,tak, education is a higher computer engineer - or delete, how do you think?Are they suddenly scared??I will write 2 higher -med.institut,provizor.Al it is only in the process=((.OK,I will write just the higher.Age - 22.Hobby - how to cook or cook?Okay, I love cooking.What do you like - a cat and a car of course, what else can I love that?Job – What is my job for?Can you give them a salary? 😛So, the brand of the car - we write red, as usual!Who does it matter, let them take for a blonde))Blue, fucking would they know about the rubies??Al let them envy, cat, 7kg, red, I will still post a photo.What do you most appreciate in life - well as any normal man - to eat, sleep))Listen, but it seems to me that with such a questionnaire will only alphons behave?Enough, we’ve gone through this topic!They just need money, but I’m stupid.Damn I look at it, right?Do I look at men?And so good, there is a job, there is a car, there is a cat, I will soon buy an apartment - a man in general?He went to the ass of this dating site, went better layers to do!
She removes the writing and goes away.I’m a fool or she’s a fool, right?