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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100212
 08.07.2014
Peter is the only city in Russia where moving to Moscow is considered not a career growth, but a journey to hell.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100211
 08.07.2014
Read the characteristics of the aircraft
Raf: Usable load: 270 soldiers or 75 passengers and 15 staff
Raf: I like this plane) coefficient 3, ultra-compression)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100210
 08.07.2014
Is that a personal letter? When and Who? of the diaries? In what year?
In general, the whole internet quotes, but no one knows where the tricks come from. That was exactly what Chekhov said. Exactly – exactly. and 146 percent. and ah.
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People tend to believe everything they read on the Internet. Mendeleev

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100209
 08.07.2014
The Third Nash!

Impossible to read. The Plankton Forum.

Thank you for the rare moments of humor...and the rust when it all started.

Good to all, 2005-2014


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100208
 08.07.2014
xxx: And has the gulag been abolished or does religion not allow it?
yyy: Google is the Matrix, the less you ask, the weaker the machines will be during the Great Battle

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100207
 08.07.2014
My sister has a dog. Rise of Riesenschnauzer. She periodically (approximately 3 times a day) needs to be in the fresh air accompanied by people. Having gathered enough people, in the face of my sister, her spouse and me, this distant descendant of wolves went for a walk. In the courtyard, their "clear" eyes were turned to her, stunned with fire water, a couple of brithothought courtyard intellectuals. In order to strengthen their own vast knowledge in the field of kinology, one of them asked the question of the following content: "Say dear! What kind of dog is this, not a portfolio, by chance? To which my friend rushed to correct the accuracy of the information of this individual, answering:"Yes, this is a suitcase!". Scientific discussions are so exciting!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100206
 08.07.2014
When will they invent a device to beat the mouth over the Internet?
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If it is invented, the Internet will die.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №100205
 08.07.2014
I wish you all had a fire ;)
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She has a fire...
What did she burn?
The Isis!

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