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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №32692
 08.07.2010
Let’s get to know you ? Tell me about yourself, are you an interesting person?
Power of Death: rather, strange.
Lapka: is it strange? We will be friends)))))))))) and you are extreme? ))))
Power of Death: in the shower – yes, to practice, unfortunately, did not come.
M is a fantasy? and ;)
Power of Death: rather, a dreamer)) dream of parachutes and good people.
Would a good girl arrange you? Let’s say so what would you do for a good girl who wants to date?)))))))
Power of Death: Yes in the world! If only one of you, such a good
Power of Death: At least one
Power of Death: Look at my profile
Power of Death: and saw, fucking
Power of Death: 13
Power of Death: I am a girl
Power of Death: Destroyed
*Power of Death Changed Nick to Koshecka MurMur

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32691
 08.07.2010
News discussions in the local forum:
"The Izberbas radio plant did not build the airport building on Kunashira" (Southern Kuriles)

ZigZag: the radio factory... from Dagestan... won in a row on the construction of the airport... obaldet... our authorities have long gone mad, but I did not think that to this extent...

Mrakobes: I strictly demand to give the construction of our ice palace to the baking shop of chickens of Chukotskaya pasture number nine (according to the jury of geologist Jora three days northeast on the deer)

V.DI strongly support! and ROFL

The fisherman! Law 94-FZ is in effect. = = )


[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №32690
 08.07.2010
XXX is
But it’s still shit actually.)
I was looking for a deadline.
I am nervous.
Code does not work either.
just ppt
Call in the City
XXX is
I sharply grabbed the phone and shouted "BLEAD!" instead of ALE.
Dad said he will call back later.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32689
 08.07.2010
President Dmitry Medvedev convincingly asked the deputies of the State Duma to come to work... and they really started to go there! © News

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32688
 08.07.2010
Isaac Newton once made his pocket clock, holding an egg in his hand and looking at it.
and
I saw a big apple.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32687
 08.07.2010
Julia is

I just got the spam: "Hotel for cats - Cats Paradise"the sender - Mikhail Belashov))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32686
 08.07.2010
acd (00:04:39 8/07/2010)
A little bit about myself.)
Onya (00:14:11 8/07/2010)
Are you threatening everyone?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32685
 08.07.2010
Ben: Korovovich, my friend 18 years is a wonderful age. You have new opportunities!
by Kerry: 8-)
You can go to the army or go to jail.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32684
 08.07.2010
from Google

Question: What do you do if a horse hits you? P.S You can no longer turn!
There is such an oath in the extremes: “Ab your mother!” Helps to survive in conditions when the attachment breaks down, the stone flies from above, or the body slides into a crash.
In general, the tactic is simple – horses have the habit of lying down with their copts from behind, due to their narrow angle of view. A horse is a curse, and he himself is scared to push you out of the zone of defeat.
YYY: Are you currently writing from under the horse?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32683
 08.07.2010
Black Moon> But now I am very happy at the scene of the death of Cedric Diggory. Voldemort killed Edward Cullen.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32682
 08.07.2010
XXX: And I fish without cowards splinovskaya to play schoolso!
On the guitar?
No fuck in the theater!
The fuck knows you!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32681
 08.07.2010
Hello to you, cat!
She: cute, you saw, there are such links on some sites on girls.. well, there can be ordered, price per hour indicated, for two, per night?
It’s about fools, isn’t it?
She is: AHA have seen?
He: I’ve seen it, but I’m not interested.
She: What is it? and ;)
Why am I crazy, I have you.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32680
 08.07.2010
6e3pykuu Hy6eHok: and to whom to contact about the change of nik on the forum?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32679
 08.07.2010
Vortex (09:34:15 8/07/2010)
I would go anywhere every month if I could.

GiviGivi (09:37:15 8/07/2010)
There are three options: a pencil, a pencil and a button.

Vortex (09:37:49 8/07/2010)
How does all this help me?

GiviGivi (09:39:41 8/07/2010)
Well, a pencil and a pencil - a lip to wrap, and a button to the forehead to wrap, then you can not wrap the lip, and straight to the button to wrap.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32678
 08.07.2010
dr.Forest (14:39:37 6/07/2010)
We changed chairs just before the heat.

dr.Forest (14:39:45 6/07/2010)
Create new beautiful

dr.Forest (14:39:49 6/07/2010)
skinned

Chris (14:39:55 6/07/2010)
... ( the pip)

dr.Forest (14:40:01 6/07/2010)
We walk around the neighborhoods looking for the old ones.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32677
 08.07.2010
The xxx:
If there is no form for baking maffins, what can I replace?
YYYY :
Are you asking me directly as a cook or as a person living in communion?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32676
 08.07.2010
I will take a Russian-female conversation with me.
It doesn’t make women’s logic so simple.
He is in forty volumes. Each kilogram weighs 4. There are no pictures. Porn as well. The first 20 volumes are devoted to the female "Yes" and the female "No" A couple of volumes about "Dear, I look good?"
She: Hm... many concepts in a woman’s head, it seems, can only be described with drawings.)
ON: More than a dozen volumes about "This dress will not fill me?" There is a coloring appendix. Also in 40 volumes.
and there is a small e-book "How to get a girl to make a drop in 10 minutes after dating"
She: ha ha) and what, does it work? )))
He: I have not read. But I think there is advice to remove the prostitute. And maps of cities with points of view
She: ) probably )) because even drinking a girl so quickly is not real ))
ON: And there’s something about hypnosis: Intonational Power Notes
"You must suck out" (powered by voting)
"Please be careful!"
"Or I don’t know what’s going to happen to me" (suggested as a three-hour constipation voice)
I am punished by robots from the planet Geleon-17 (mechanical steel)
I was bitten by a snake!!!" (with a hysterical and panic voice)
I will die of laughter before I act like this.)
* removes excess paragraphs from the book

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32675
 08.07.2010
Admin: Sometimes you need to wash the cup, or its volume decreases.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32674
 08.07.2010
Antosha [08 July, 09:11]
Why did you sit on my profile? A to))
and
Nasta [08 July, 09:11]
verification of)
and
Antosha [08 July, 09:11]
Do not trust?( by
and
vena cava [08 July, 09:11]
Trust me, but check how did you know?
and
Antoshka [08 July, 09:12]
I saw myself online when you came out of your ahaha

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32673
 08.07.2010
I heard that a man got married.
1000: How is it?
XXX: Well, I took it and went out.
000: Just unexpectedly somehow, early...Remember only the 1st course finished...
And love, my sweet boy, she’s not waiting! It happens, it circles in a passionate dance, and then you don’t care about prejudice!
A thousand means?
and yes (

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