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and recently. I went to visit a acquaintance. We sat down, talked, and drank tea. I leave, I try to embrace her, knock her in the cheek - but she breaks into our arms with a cuddle "and what about me? Why not me?and "
Talk about it later :-)
WOW :
I come to sleep at night :)
of ZZZ:
The contraceptive dogs. Knowledge in contraception.

Why do white bears not eat penguins?
Because they fly high.:))))))) (And the different poles are so prosaic...)

The driver of the black Infiniti EffIX (Dnepropetrovsk), who yesterday did not lazy, overturned the flow of traffic, to stop, get out of the car and help the other driver to push out on the side of his stunned Moscow - the most respectful respect and respect from the immediate witness of these events, the pattern of which is still cracking.

xxx> What a shit you are!
xxx> I bought you chocolate and I barely broke your teeth about it!

[13:17:39 EEST] XXXXXX: Just ordered the cards. Someone wrote in the title of my post a reduction:
XXXXXXXXXX
The Count. The Designer

A phone call from a neighbor:
I’m not going to go with your mom anymore, if she’s faster than 40, it’s already ahung... I’m tired of covering the speed meter all the way!

Once they told: there is a relatives of a fellow servant, chasing fures with vegetables-greens from Moldova to Germany. and long. More than 10 years. The flights are stable and the routes vary. In German, as he says, he learned one phrase, and he has enough. "Night Shyssen" – type, do not shoot.
Scheme of action:
1st Route to the desired city (on the map)
2nd In the city to get up with your fur under the first hit on the road sign "Stop is prohibited";
Three Wait 10-15 minutes before the police arrive.
4 is Speak the learned phrase and
5 is Showing documents for cargo and delivery point
Profit – local police accompany the Moldovan to the destination
According to his colleague, he has been working for many years.

[0:57:08] s6c6o6 blocked access to the server to the user s6c6o6 (0 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes). Reason: “Sleep, dumb bastard, tomorrow is the last time.”
[0:57:08] s6c6o6 is out

M: I have to take you into a wife and fuck you 😉
J : Fuck it. So nice and tactical no one has ever offered me.

We answered:
Today, the accountant told us that we have a glut because the cable wrapped a rain worm and brought off a offspring in it. Tell me, is it normal?

Reproduction of worms is natural.

I go down to the public toilet, and I hear the dialogue of two men coming out of that one:
Do you not wash your hands?
What do you have, shit shit?? to

Happy Day of Family, Love and Fidelity!
No family, no love, no faithfulness... whisper, cry!

For the first time in a few years, I saw a cockroach in the kitchen. With disgust on my face I show my husband a fresh corpse, and this ugly catches me in my arms and almost with tears of joy in my eyes cries:
They are back!!! to
And in my astonished view, it explains, which is said, since they have not yet disappeared, so with ecology, it is not so bad yet.
We are waiting for the rats to return.

Today I was standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, reading ads from nothing to do. Next to the ads the inscription in black paint, you can see what is written through the banner:

Do not smoke, you are not all beautiful.
The legs are curved, the chest curved or not at all, the noses like the buratino, with the brains also not very.

It was 😉

In July, the command of the Colombian Navy said it had made a mistake in calculating the amount of cocaine seized in the port city of Carthage in May. As a result of a detailed investigation, it was revealed that only 16 kilograms of drug were found in the confiscated batch of shrimp sugar, while previously authorities about the confiscation of a total of 12 tons.
11 984 kg sold out in 2 months - excellent demand.

C of Habr. The development of Google+ cost $585 million.

I would do it for $800 in freelance :)
YYY: Do you imagine what else would you get if you added $300 to your sum? and :)
zzz: Windows 8 will write from scratch.

The man who wrote that guaches are delicious! I have a question to you why???! to

Comments on Lada Largus:
xxx: Kalina, Grant, Priora, Largus, some striking neuming.
yyy: while you listed models, the devil called)

xxx, 21:38:48: That is enough. Then it will be easy for you.
21:40:10 But I will prevent you from finding one that will burn you, and will give you both passion and love.
xxx, 21:41:10 I wonder how you could love me.
xxx, 21:41:46: There is nothing in me
21:42:45 And why did you run after me? There is nothing special. Full of shortcomings
xxx, 21:43:25: Right, ignore me
xxx, 21:43:40: You can even remove
xxx, 21:44:14: I knew I never needed anyone
xxx, 21:45:01: I will never bother you again. Rejoice
xxx, 21:46:01: Someone there is hysterical, why is she?
xxx, 21:46:32: On the other hand to me?
xxx, 21:47:25: Do you think you would rather fuck?
xxx, 21:48:02: What now did you understand, what did you do right that left me?
xxx, 21:48:17: The young man
xxx, 21:48:45: Fucked and dropped
xxx, 21:48:51: The Beautiful
xxx, 21:49:14 Why are you silent?
xxx, 21:50:52: A?
xxx, 21:51:21: Well say something
yyy, 21:52:08: I wash my dishes

X: I am looking for a photographer! The diaphragm is no less than 1.2 :-)
Do you have a great magical distance?