A lecturer of electrical engineering once noticed before the students in the audience:
A student is in essence like an electric current.
The students did not understand his sentence and asked:
Is it how?? to
The answer was simple:
It is always on the path of least resistance.

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EugeneButrik 7 September 2016 at 22:42 0
Per a cinologist is still better called a companion, not a dog's partner. But no, I’m not in their personal life. :)

Universal Group of Anonymous Confessions:

I am looking for a girl who was 22 on the meat, gave directions to the community and said that it is cool in the bushes and she lives there)
One thought on “Vengeance?

“Oh, I’m afraid that cake will come out on my side, I feel like there were eggs in it. Literally on the side.

A lazy morning I roll in bed, thinking about young juicy men and here I call up 2 jobs, which I have big plans for today. Sex and money are always connected.

by LIKE:
The grassroots is no longer on the list of extinct species.
Oh you are! Have you saved?! to
The last one in the zoo died yesterday.

"Sakhalin plans to produce his own ice cream".

Magellan wants too. There will be two varieties: "Magadan’s easy" and "Magadan’s with weighing".

The difference is in timing. of suitability.

As my ex-girlfriend liked to say, “Where is he going?”

Yesterday the senior was solving the home tasks... I was crying!

Until I cried, he didn’t even know who the task was about: “The footballers Sasha and Pasha spent 125 thousand euros in one of Monaco’s restaurants in one night. In how many years can the average provincial teacher with a salary of 15 thousand rubles earn such a sum if the euro exchange rate on that day was 72 rubles?
By the way, this is the test version N 161 for EGE 2017!!! to

By 2025, Russia will build a spacecraft to study the Sun.
Comment: I propose to upgrade it with equipment for the study of the Pacific Ocean, so as not to launch twice.

About work and career. Our worker became mayor. He was arrested for an extraordinary distribution of the apartment.

Chuck Norris has caught all the Pokémon. On the home phone.

Which sadist invented the deep drilling of a tooth with a nerve extraction to be called le-che-ni-em? To treat is when it has been anointed and it has healed.

Yesterday, in the street, a man stood nearby half drunk. He looks at me and says:
You are healthy! Where are you crawling?
I grab myself on the fat bubble and start listing local grocery stores:
Maria-ra, the house and lily
to the people nearby gradually arrives, they begin to roast one after the other. The man is murmuring. A stupid...

Student years (end of the 1990s or early 2000s). Educational practice of biofak at the university experimental station. For experiments purchased wonderfully strange - imported equipment. To it go imported consumers - in particular, test tubes. They are formally one-time, but we understand that the budget is not rubber, and there are a lot of more interesting ways to spend it.

Leche most often had to wash the test tube, because the girls were not allowed to do this before for some male chauvinistic reasons, and of the boys he had the smallest hands with the thinnest fingers (most boys at the faculty had healthy cabinets, and he was low and thin).

A few months passed. A party in the shelter, almost everyone has split up, Losha collects the dishes and breaks into the kitchen to wash it. To all questions he joyfully answers that here compared to the biostation - paradise, hot water from the crane flows, and does not interfere with the basement.

Now I realized that my wife and I communicate via TCP and she with me via UDP.

On the wall of VKontakte:
Instead of the cockroaches.
Put in the head of the meat,
Lighting the road
In the fog of thought.

The commentary:
A terrible rhythm.
The author wrote a nightmare.
Maybe in his head.
interrupted

A.D.: I had a dispute with a colleague about the capremont of houses. He is sacredly convinced that as soon as he is in the house to be made on schedule capremont - he should not pay more.

A.G.: That’s why they’ll never do it :)

Are you intelligent or not?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XXX: I see that you are intelligent

xxxh: I am now eating and rubbing on the music center "Hands up"
Shame on the neighbors.
I have a separate house.
Sorry for the home.