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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69698
 08.09.2012
I am surprised by people who write about the "Lada XRY" that supposedly a cool car finally came out of the AutoVAZ... It did not come out!! This concept car will not be for sale! During the start of the release of the Kalin and Priora style, the concept was also released in the AutoVAZ "LADA C" and what? Where is he? Concept implies - in the direction of what changes the car manufacturer is now working and what updates can be expected from him in the next models. Now look at the "LADA C" and the Kalina 2 and you will understand how implementing its concept AUTOVAZ in Russia! For the Russian manufacturer, the concept is not a rental for improvement, but a trolling of the people... see how we can but you can wait for it!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69697
 08.09.2012
XXX: recently discussed religions
xxx: well I didn't think about pasteurism x)
YYY: about what?? to
xxx: Flying pasta monster if anything

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69696
 08.09.2012
We just don’t understand each other, you know?? to
YYY: I don’t understand

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69695
 08.09.2012
Five times in a row, what would that mean?
Maybe it is time to work.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69694
 08.09.2012
and Eugene:
We separated, but by habit, in the evenings, I came to her house, sat down on the bench under her windows, got my smartphone, and sucked on to her wai fau.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69693
 08.09.2012
Judging by the sounds under which I fell asleep yesterday, the neighbors organized an orgy with the Jedi, Darth Vader, the Banshi and the Yorkshire Orchestra.

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