and André:
Do you paint your lips?

The Innocent:
and sometimes. I do not like

and André:
Me too

The Innocent:
Do you paint your lips?

and André:
I just don’t like when girls paint them.

The Innocent:
Do other girls paint them? O_0

and André:
Dude is stupid

Jax: A cute girl sent pictures, I open. And after a second, I catch myself in the thought that the first thing I look at is how comfortable they have the lock made - the twisted pair under the carpet is hidden unnoticed. It’s time for vacation, right?

Barsuk-man: I realized that it didn’t make sense to encrypt with cigarettes from my father when I found in my pocket in the morning instead of a pack of Dunhill, and a full, half-empty Bond...

m00nTM[home] (16:21:29 30/08/2008)
Can you throw it off? Yippo on your web sites.

Scorpio (16:21:52 30/08/2008)
How gentle we are

Hi, what are you doing?
I sit down and eat an apple...

In the past, in order to hear the voices of the dead, you had to be a medium.
Enable your favorite music.

Two couples with a bull in a row...my brain couldn’t stand it! I went home and complained to my mother.
A couple of hours later, Dad came and complained that the place of the unsuccessful injection was still hurt.
Then there was a masterpiece dialogue, I quote as follows:

and Warning! Not very decent expressions Mom, sadly breathing:
One ass hurts, the other in the brain.
I am optimistic:
Good that it is not the opposite!
and Dad:
S is K!! to

All the intelligence of our new work teacher was seen in the phrase said after meeting the students. We have two Buddhas in our class and they are sitting together. When they presented themselves, he hanged for 5 seconds and then said, "Oh shit, are you that brothers?"

Aruna
In England there are many tombs.

Scarley
Wonderful to be registered? He, the dead number 346, lay down - now give to others. The next!

Aruna
The writer. They lose concern about the environment. From the ashes make fertilizers for bansais or stones in jewelry.

Scarley
0 - O

Aruna
I want to give you a ring from my grandmother.

Scarley
No, better fertilize your grandmother’s garden)))

MiSt> What do you do?
Fry> serviced one breath. of you. Statistics killed from thunderstorms, burned out everything that could. Worked for more than 8 years, no drop, HP P-III 700 Mhz, 256 RAM, 40 screw.
MiSt> Pizdec, I sympathize with you :(
Fry> yeah, we already have a normal iron, it was just a pity to change it. Removed from balance
Fry> gathered, went to the yard and buried )))
Fry> put a plate at us there rolled
Fry> on her laminated plaque
Fry> console screenshot with commands and signature
Fry> gw.intranet 192.168.1.22 (FreeBSD)
Fry> 15/03/2000 - 05/09/2008
Fry> Uptime 99.5 percent by R.I.P.
Mist> their))) and the

A message from the girl:

and max!! Starostin and Kuznetsova are married???? Okay okay? It is great!"

I am in shock!I asked the question myself, I answered it myself and I admired my answer!!! O_O

Serega: Generally speaking, you drink with Regina Martini so much that the next day she was lying at home with a headache and couldn’t get up and the next day we remove the prostitute, we chew them with whispers and throw them on the brutes.
The hair :)
Haircut: Pissed
She sits next to her)
The fucking...

Banderas
Do you not think that we use unreasonable vocabulary unreasonably often?

Banderas
In other words, fuck the dog!

xxxxxxxxxxx:
September 1st is a day when you wake up not with a smile on your face, associated with the fact that you passed 10 hours and the thought of good morning, but with a completely shattered nose and the thought of "tempested"

He opened the tower in the morning, but went away to work and in the evening realized that he accidentally worked all day.

I stayed with my younger sister. I took it with me to the bed, given to me for Dr. Plush Tiger. I woke up in the morning with him in a hug. I ask :
Do you like him?
The Sister:
and yes.
I: If you want to take it, I don’t like it.
Q: Do you like soft toys?
I : No.
A: Ah, I realized... You love toys!
I laughed at this kind of childhood. :)

The challenge at night - we come to the bathroom and watch the picture - in the steam window stuck in the belt of a facturing person - the back and legs inside, the head, shoulders and hands outside. A prominent city leader. It turned out that when all specifically submitted he decided to steam, inside because of the high temperature boiled water in the tank and poured on stones, the way to the door was cut off by hot steam, poor oil in the window and stuck. On the street minus 30, inside about 100, he sat for a long time until one of his friends looked around. As a result - ears, cheeks - frostbite, legs, ass, male dignity burns, well that not very serious yet. In the hospital, nurses fell out of laughter, doctors made such a diagnosis for the first time.

This story happened in the Kiev subway in 1992. The evening. The mechanic announces that the doors are closing, and at this moment a Negro in a suit, a coat and a hat is carrying onto the perron, trying to get the time; - and he has been able, but somehow uncomfortable, head and hand in the car all the rest outside. And then he pronounces the phrase in broken Russian - "Here the fool arrived." The driver opened and closed the doors. The Negro enters the car, lifts his hat, clothes, cuts off his coat, proudly throws his head and says, “Nihua, we’re still going!”! to

I live with a girl, yesterday cooked, fed, drank, washed her and my cowards... soon on the march I will want to marry :-(

British Air Force aircraft have begun to take on board new aircraft
Type of weapon - 455-kilogram concrete blocks,
> made in the form of a bomb.

Such a bomb destroys military equipment by a direct hit.
> without causing any other destruction.

The top of high technology is a stone thrown from the height to the victim.