C to employment.
It requires an IT engineer, responsibilities: knowledge of the basic components of the computer, installation of Windows, the ability to strike nails.

The case was long ago. When I was in 9-10 classes, I went to the woods with friends on rollers. In one two-day game, after 1 day of play, they drank a beer and became boring. The forest was divided into two parts by a road. They went to the road, built a hangover, hanged the guy on his shoulders, threw a coat, grimped, a loop on his neck, and themselves in green coats in bushes. The time is about 23-30, the stopper passing 99, the man and the guide come out to the hanging. Arriving begins looking into his face, and the body lifts his head, opens his eyes and gives a loud "BУУУУУУУУУ", who stood and crumbled into unconsciousness, after 15 minutes hesitated, looked around without finding anyone and flew away with a whisper =)))

fade2black: I look at the ads about the apartment

Mythology : and?

fade2black: clean parade, parking, home phone, neighbors dead.

I mean 😉 😉

fade2black: good neighbors

A good neighbor is a dead neighbor.

Gennady Malakhov for failure to appear on the filming site, under the contract, threatens a fine in the amount of 1.5 to 2 million. The rub.

Stay on! He will not return again! God give him health.

Survey on the forum
"Your highest achievement"
The answer:
got married
Born a son
Released Counter Strike
I stopped beating people.)

A friend said:
We get stuck at work, a new system of reporting is introduced to us - "The Galaxy" is called. It was decided who would be the head of the galaxy from our department! In short, Darth Vader appointed Sanitch, and I became the head of building the Death Star! :D

06.09.2010 22:33:12, SMSM
Putin promulgates the law
In Moscow, you can travel only on kalin.
all
For 5 years, there will be no shutdown, lighting can be taken.
when the caline becomes a lot, you can issue the supplement, say only on the yellow calines.

YYY: They’re running clutches already, let’s write without them?
xxx to go)
XXX is (
XXX: I didn’t even notice
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tagged: fucking
xxx: ahahah
We are in captivity.
yyyy : ((

We have a great man at work, he rattles the driver. In general, he wanted to go on vacation, the simple way he did not go and instead of a statement wrote "chelobitny"... We cried all the office a week.
(Punction and spelling are preserved, the name of the director has only been put into XX)

The Almighty Commander
Heavenly Investment Office
Botanical XX
From the hologram of horseback rides

Celebrated

Oh, you are red sunshine, XXX light XXX! I thank you, my brother, for your care and the good of others! Shlet a tribute to you for transportation and other important assignments of Vank. And asks to give free about 5 days of workers, in order to expose the overseas land, Rumania called... Contrary to evil insinuations and all other ridicules, I decline to be like a lamb, not to frighten the inhabitants of there and others to make disgrace, so as not to shame our office of Heavenly and your name of light... May the all-powerful ruler descend upon you grace beyond earth, prosperity of the unseen horrors of yours and a lot of gold in your closets. I hope in you and I trust...

The boss without blinking the eye signed, then walked 2 days with a smile at 32 teeth)))

Status in ASK:
I went to church today for the first time in my life, it was so lovely! People go to church!! to

My sister borrowed.
Closed to her in a note, dug up in a bunch of sludge the series she was going to watch, cut off the sludge in previous series, and renamed the last to the first, the last to the second, etc.
Let me enjoy it)
A sadistic...

Scientists have proposed to treat alkyas with LSD. Can you imagine how much alcoholics will change? It fits like this next to the barrel: "Hear the guy, give a coin. We need to feed."

This morning, the Tu-154 flight from Yakutia to Moscow made an emergency landing in the Republic of Komi. The crew is in shock, and some passengers have already gone to collect mushrooms.
PaulKaz: When there are two options: to sit and wait for the plane to arrive or to walk in the forest, then I am the second.
Metronome: At the first, the boat mechanic has already stumbled...

Nikolai Pryanishnikov, President of Microsoft in Russia is at the end of his life cycle.

big_gun_no_1
The main thing is that the Chinese do not enter the game, or Apple will have to remove the skin from the apple. Without a drug.

blackraven_pnd
Yes to? Why didn’t the Chinese get involved? Did Apple remove the skin?
Do not laugh my shoes. An iPhone with two SIMs and a TV is, you know, not ah!
And the Chinese iPad will be with four sims, a video magnetophone with VIEYCES cassettes and a radio receiver "Aurora"

There is nothing better than a wifi without a password from a neighbor.

<Nothing2hide> Do not forget. If in the process of haircuting you look in the mirror and the hair you see, you will like it, put on the blade and naked off. What you’ll get out of, you might like much less.
<Grey> *rofl* You were again unsuccessfully cut?
<Nothing2hide> Yes and :(

XHH: I am on the train. Eat conserved calamar. The inscription on the bank: "Calmar decapitated. in my own juice"
Do Kalmar still have the death penalty?

I want to eat.
yyy: all you need is a float
YYY: Here is the do-do...

ZoozooZ: The only note on my 13-year-old brother’s phone: “You could have become a ants.”