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Comment quote №154945
08.09.2020
Rest at the Dacia. A 12-year-old boy found my children’s books. He lies in a hamac reading. I walk by and see what she reads. Oh, cabbage of a tail, a funny story. The daughter says – well, how funny, even terrible. I asked what was terrible. My daughter told me how she understood the story:
The military entered the house to the elderly, said that he was hungry, but the pensioners said that they had nothing, then the soldier took a tail from them and began to cook it. The old men were frightened, gave the soldier everything he asked of them, he cooked cabbage, ate and took their tail.
Why are the old men afraid? There about another kind, the soldier simply tricked asking the greedy old lady for everything needed for the meal. The daughter said that a stranger entered the house, while the military, saw that there are only one old man, took a tail and began to cook it. Imagine your dad, your mother, my grandmother will come some soldier, find her a tail and say that you want to eat very much and start to cook it.
I reduced everything to a joke, went and told my wife and mother, who were just on the table, and I thought that at the age of my daughter I hadn’t watched so many thrillers.
The military entered the house to the elderly, said that he was hungry, but the pensioners said that they had nothing, then the soldier took a tail from them and began to cook it. The old men were frightened, gave the soldier everything he asked of them, he cooked cabbage, ate and took their tail.
Why are the old men afraid? There about another kind, the soldier simply tricked asking the greedy old lady for everything needed for the meal. The daughter said that a stranger entered the house, while the military, saw that there are only one old man, took a tail and began to cook it. Imagine your dad, your mother, my grandmother will come some soldier, find her a tail and say that you want to eat very much and start to cook it.
I reduced everything to a joke, went and told my wife and mother, who were just on the table, and I thought that at the age of my daughter I hadn’t watched so many thrillers.
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Comment quote №154944
08.09.2020
I have such a developed imagination that I get tired as soon as I introduce the upcoming work.
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Comment quote №154943
08.09.2020
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin said why Alan Shepard became the first American in space: "Overall, he said, they wanted to send a monkey, but NASA received a bunch of letters in defense of animal rights, and no letter in defense of Shepard. Here he flew.”
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Comment quote №154942
08.09.2020
A 119-year-old pensioner was found in Moscow.
“Here is the fool!” Commented on the Pension Fund.
“Here is the fool!” Commented on the Pension Fund.
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Comment quote №154941
08.09.2020
All kinds of electricians and sanitary engineers evolve the fastest. Everyone who comes to the order is smarter than the previous one and asks: What idiot did you do this? ! to
YYY: With all the x**ne, every time I go to the server room to upgrade something or stretch a new line, I ask the question, “What kind of fool is it? ! to "In spite of the fact that for 5 years I am the only admin on the whole office)))
YYY: With all the x**ne, every time I go to the server room to upgrade something or stretch a new line, I ask the question, “What kind of fool is it? ! to "In spite of the fact that for 5 years I am the only admin on the whole office)))