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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158649
 08.09.2022
My grandfather and grandmother in the village. Grandfather loves strawberries, gathers a bowl, takes off his glasses, sits down, eats.

Why did you take off your glasses?

(Dad) - Yes, in the glasses all the slides are wormy. Without glasses, you can...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №158648
 08.09.2022
In retirement, a person becomes the enemy of the Pension Fund.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158647
 08.09.2022
There was a wooden ball in my avocado again! Can avocado manufacturers not come up with any other toy surprises?? to

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