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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58351
 09.01.2012
Congratulations to the author who wrote this:

In the future, when I become wealthy and powerful, I will definitely rename a park into a “User Name and Password Park.”

Dear, and weak, as in the old Soviet times, plant the park in the form of the words "User" and "Password"? In the Union so planted that the inscriptions are still visible from space! There will be no problems with the justification of the name - once, the second - respect and respect will be provided to you, the third - create your memory for a long time!

In addition, if you are with a lot of money, you and the land under this business to buy will not be a pity. and ;-)
Or all for 20 years everything is just renamed, exploiting the already existing, but in order to make the most new and original - damn who you expect. At the same time, you will be the first in the post-Soviet country to plant a park, not to cut off the forest. It is :-)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58350
 09.01.2012
You and I weigh 130 kilos together.
YYY: As one American...
XX: Aha, eight years old

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58349
 09.01.2012
He also deprived me of my virginity.
WOW: Have you been able? Fast and what is it?
The first half-minute the body wears and cries: “A-a-a-a, a foreign body is in me!”11 and the remaining time decides whether to describe it or lose consciousness. I don't know what this is only the first time, I would be asexual)))

[ + 38 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58348
 09.01.2012
Matan - I love you!
YYY: What is it?
xxx: And what, I have invested so much in these days in understanding and realizing this subject that it is simply impossible to be indifferent to it. And to say that I don’t like it, the tongue won’t turn. So I am proud to confess to Matan in love!
XXX: And I now respect the professor very much. He always explained everything clearly in pairs, just someone (I) did not follow the thread of meaning.
Yyy: Well, I went to my student’s cover :D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58347
 09.01.2012
Lucky people come to the grail from the other side.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58346
 09.01.2012
To think of yourself as a bald monkey, and to see the meaning of life as sleeping, eating, and dying, is, of course, a dignity. Do not ruin him. will not succeed. You will not fall out of the hole.

To worship a fictional creature that no one has ever seen, to observe some foolish rules such as circumcision, periodic fatigue by hunger, to constantly limit your freedom and impose these restrictions on others, to ruin your own health, to blow up the subway - this is, of course, just wonderful, this is the meaning of life and this is what you must strive for, it is reasonable, logical, and everything else is meaningless. It is also necessary to water the shit of those who worship not your whore, but their own. And in order to something, you don’t have to do anything at all, you just have to do a couple of rituals and spaghetti in space will give you it. You do everything right.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58345
 09.01.2012
I have not been with my grandmother for a long time. I look for something on the internet and here it starts to brake.(x to I)
X: Slow Slow Internet
Don’t worry, they may have a good lunch.
= = )

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