CheshirCa> my wife and I went for a walk as light disappeared - we reached our parents, they also had no light, they drank tea. And on the way out, my mother gave me my old lashes and a walk-through stitch. It was a fairy spectacle - two people walk through the desert, dark Kupčino - in the windows as ghosts with candles flash the inhabitants - and we have in our hands lashes and oats.
The universe, like sex, is an exciting prelude, a fun exciting beginning, a tough middle, effort and gathering at the end, a fairy ending, and a bunch of disappointment afterwards.
Caper
<ProG> I offer a new flashmob, agree on the day and observe the GDPR for everyone, and check if there will be fewer traffic jams in Moscow or not)
World Biathlon Cup stage, German Oberhof. The squad race in women is the third stage, shooting standing, the local torchide supports the accurate shots of her favorite with a gratifying cry, but one of the shots sends a bullet into milk, a grave silence descends to the stadium and only a quiet, chilled voice from somewhere from the center of the crowd - LOSHARA!!!! to
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I haven’t had such a load for a long time...Help!! to
The children of the wolf are wolves.
The children of the sand? Who is???? to
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I'm looking for salt carbs in Google (session where to go)
You may have meant: carbs.
Of course I was looking for them.)
JTe : ept! what to get rid of the coaldoons.Schwabro has broken
Reangil : 2They: the cowards are evil!! There is a crowd of five-year-olds and knocks at the door without stopping, with screams "open, fucking"... I will not open such children)))
XXX What are you doing?
I breathe
XXX What?
a mixture of nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide with minor additives of inert gases
xxx is sick?
YYY is
Why do you breathe for prevention?
YYY, to not die, to not die.
Wake up in. shop
I ordered 100 pounds. Why didn’t I play the game of hunger?? to
Notify the server. The person who reads thoughts at a distance via the Internet is temporarily absent today.
When will he be?? to
O_O
Co0Ler: Cooked steak bouillon, wanted to throw the egg there for taste
Co0Ler: Listening to the pot, thinking what a cynicism it is to kill a chicken boy in the broth of his mother.
I eat, I drink tea, I watch a TV program for tomorrow - suddenly the interesting flashes...
RENTV, 2:30 "Emmanuel vs. Dracula"
The tea is broken. I want to see who is who in the end. And most importantly – how?! to
We gave the daughter of a friend a doll for a year, which names the part of the body you will touch - the hand, the ear, and so on. The child liked. But one day the girl forgot the doll on the floor, and the daddy in the dark went into the room and walked on her... He says he will never forget the inhuman voice from the darkness from somewhere below: "No!"
Hello Sunny, let’s get to know you. My name is Glory.
Blonde: Hello, I am a man. Going to Bucharest? This makes it easier to find co-workers.
Swedish: O_O
Are you kidding again?
Yes, it was a stupid idea...
XHH: What is it?
To call her Michael in bed.
The quote:
"xxx (12.12.2008 21:55):
If our life is a game, then why is there no option to miss learning?
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There is such an option)) for many years, she has been using hopsticks and other imbeciles. After its application, you will immediately be offered a number of socially useful professions: a gardener, a carrier... And if your character is female, then a servant, a waitress and a cleaner)))
The choice is for you!!! to
In 30 years, there will be such grandmothers who can be congratulated with the holiday of Ash.
A speleologist is not the one who goes into a cave, but the one who is selected.
A long time ago (at the time of the anti-alcohol campaign, eh?) In literature, in
On the last page, I read such a joke. I remembered something.
Learn microbiology.
Take a three-litre bowl, a kilo of sugar and half a stick of yeast. Divorced
All ingredients in a bowl of boiling water and put in a warm place.
After a few days, take a drop of the resulting drug and
Look at it under a microscope. The amazing world of bacteria opens up to you.
The look!
Two friends are talking:
- Imagine, in the house a lot of broken things, decided to turn to the company
"man for an hour" I found the cheapest option.
How did you fix it all?
What there! A man came, sat on the couch and drank beer for two hours and watched.
Football on TV.
Torkve
Whoever believes that calcium filters something there is never curled in the bathroom.
X: And I also heard that in the first course of all future doctors are led to the morgue and those who will either faint, or they will faint (sorry for my French) - must be deducted... is it true?
At the end of the week, SMS votes are held in each group. The loser is prepared!! to