Forum on Children
A 9-year-old child says that synonyms were held at school. Homework: Create synonyms for words. Begemot – the hippopotam, for example. So this is a miracle of nature on "red" writes: #ff0000. In vain, we probably let him sit at the computer for so much time.

You posted a message, as I shot your phone in the subway, calling you a bulldozer.
R.S. And you don’t need to send me to dating sites.No one reads them.Tell me if it’s not the last.

Probably in the next life when I become a cat.
I will only eat and sleep.
Eating, fucking and sleeping.
I will be the happiest creature in the universe.

It happened to my friend after celebrating the New Year.
Immediately after the next day of drunkenness he came home in the morning and went to sleep, awakened his phone call.
and allo.
Do you go to the catch?
After how much?
In 20 minutes.
No, I won’t be home now.
At the other end of the pause.
I call you at home.
Friend is shaken. He looks side by side, looks at the phone, realizes that he is really at home.

to this:
to this:
Yesterday, a girl and I lie on the couch, we try to squeeze and here she suddenly gives:
You’re so upset that you’re taking the floor of the couch!! to
I could not sleep for a long time, thinking how much hell I should take in her opinion of the place if we sleep together((((
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and AAAA!! Shit it! <I beat my head on the wall> They’re all the same!!! I am not the only one! and :)
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They are still seeds, gentlemen. My ex (45 kg) managed to squeeze me at night (100 kg) from a double bed to the floor... Then still woke up from the deaf blow of my body and complained that I hindered her sleep with my falls...

The guy whose "Piracy" Black Lightning is now on the Web. Medical students are concerned about you. every hour and a half, you periodically make sounds in your throat that resemble the cough of a patient with tuberculosis.
Check it out! Otherwise, you may not survive the sequel!

Demon, the dresser, who

S: To the fact that if you knock with dignity on the textbook – you give up for 5, comrades, what do I do? I am a girl!and ((

to this:
A friend said:
He had his numbers removed. To eat, he took a taxi. He drove all night, picked up the money, went home, thought about drinking tea and sleeping. There is no tea or sugar. He followed them and went to a store in a neighborhood.
It runs past the park, and through the bushes you can see, the goats stand all stop. A bunch of cars.
Well, I said, I didn’t think for a long time, turned on the mode "stels"(light lights off). Quietly turned, and went home (the lights never turned on).
I go, I am glad. Well, I, the fool, the smart, well I, the fool, the good.
Almost did it when a flash blinked to him from behind, too, in the mode of stealth.
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So then what happened? The penalty? It is interesting!!! to

to this:
to this:
You, when in contact you go to the page of a cute girl and find in the column "Family status:"There is a friend", you also start to inspect the wall of this beautiful woman and try to analyze, who is the last to register this, fool, friend? And go to him on the page to make sure he’s fucked?
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At the point man!! to

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It hasn’t been roasting for a long time :-)

Are you sure you are living well?
Invite your mother. She will tell you how low you fell.
Warning: it is better to immediately remove vodka, Gandons and cigarettes from the system. The sisters of the mother are afraid and go there to clean up in the last line.
and Arsenicum.

to this

Banal of course, but...
Loneliness is when January 6th ends for me to shave.
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Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah The foam for the shaving post quotes!!!!! to

XXX: Mom is sitting by and burning in the monkey. clicking on each link like dancing on the mine field))))) Any second will come out porn

Now I listen to a mother telling her sister to take her daughter and go to the mountains to ride. In the process, she says, “She will remember this snow for a lifetime. There has not been such snow in Peter for a hundred and twenty-eight years!
The devil pulled me out, imitating my mother’s voice: "How I remember the last time now"...

I understand that you are very sociable, but the door to the toilet should be closed!!!! to

Vika: Greet me! I am now a graduate Hiromant!! to
Onassis: Moodza and what?
Take off your hand and send it. I will tell you about your future!!! to
Onassis is ghetto!
Vika: Oooo... I see you are too careful about choosing a partner)))
Onassis: How did you understand this?? to
Vika: On the moose, the rabbit! by the mouse! ?

<November> you hear what I’m telling :D

<Stierchen> let’s go :)

<November>I after work had to take the paper into the container behind the store, and it was already full, well I went in to drown ><
<November> and it is already dark, a man goes by with a child, about 3-4 years old. The boy asks "and what does she do?"
<November> daddy smiled and replied "Sleep goes to bed" :D

<Stierchen> :D

Let us say all the words on the letter X.
Give it. Just don’t say the first word out loud, I already know what you’ve thought.
Yes, of course you are, it’s not decent. I can’t say "Habensky" out loud. Oh well fucking!

Today the cat has late congratulated me on the holidays - I open my eyes in the morning and my gaze hits the mouse caught by him (finally!!!And this devil is sitting by the bed and waiting for my reaction...Mommy dear that I have experienced!!! In order not to scare my screams of sleeping guests, I carefully took my mouse into the rubbish pipeline...Well, the cat praised))) He is a real man for me! That is how we live ?

Bobby Voley: Not for you

UN_WAR: You have not written anything

Boby Voley "Not to you"Not to you

to this:

I saw the most cruel act of vandalism, the tree thrown into the garbage on January 2.

and

This is last year’s...