Mother compelled to fill out the application for a new overseas. Passport, because the old one will soon be out of date. I fill the seat, I get to the "date of issue". I look into the passport, I see that the deadline will soon expire and without a back-thinking I say: “Oh, mom, look, the passport will soon expire.” I was still so surprised at the moment of her look at al-la "What oligofren is in front of me?".

My husband has two domestic rats. When I need to clean the cage, she pulls them out and puts them on my table.
I play in the XS and I don’t look at the sides. I periodically jump to the desk. I am entering the game - just a dangerous moment! In panic, I catch a rat instead of a mouse. Scream: fucking, everyone on the server hollowed

Bread with mayonnaise, and let the whole world wait!!...

In the 21st century, the semester begins with the search for VKontakte teaching.

Comment to the video crash screen test of the phone on YouTube:
Irvine is all. If you really want to experience something for strength just send this "post of Russia" there then any glass will come fucking...

Russian programmers work wonderfully during the day in Redmond, because in Russia at this time is NIGHT!!!))

Men say they cook better than women
YYY: Men say women cook better than men =D
c) Saintdebosh

HH: What are you doing?
I am playing the game
Q: Is it busy?
WOW: Yes
XHH: How is it called?
Tagged: real life
Tag: link to download
It is all in silence.

XXX is hello. How did the NHK say?
YYY: Healthy... fun, but there are people who have noted more fun :)
xxx is?
YYY: Yes at work... on the first day after the NH, the employee comes. The look is not fresh, not shaved. On the head of the hat something funny, strange, pink. Such a volume. He dresses up, removes it, and underneath it another :), the normal one in which he usually walks. I am on him, he is on me (what kind of thing?!). I point my finger to his head, he so slowly raises his hands to his head, touches his hat, removes it, looks around and says, “I’ve been looking for her everywhere!”
YYY: Ahahah...
I probably slept in it :)

X: Yes, all bosses always have names.
X: Even the good ones
Y: No, I worked under the leadership of a man who had no surname in the 90s.
It was a Ukrainian by the name Dyatel.

From the interviews of the journalist of the Russian Reporter and the sectarian of raw food:
Is that what you eat? It is dead food. He looks at my cake. Look at how fat your skin is. That’s because you eat that. I also had this problem before, and from raw skin like a baby.
I look at his acne face and understand what magnitude self-induction sometimes reaches.

- Romka, your neighbor confessed to me yesterday in love.
This is what? and Christina? So be happy then =)
No, not even a fig. Mother of Goose! This drunken lady.
Oh Oh Oh Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah The Aunt Olya! Ahahahahahah!
I’m afraid to be at your house now.
Oh well that! You are jealous. Car, apartment, work in the administration, even in the district =))
She is your mother’s mate!! →
- Yes, she will roll you into the mattress and will get you when necessary!) Can I give her your phone number?
The fuck! I will then give your number to the grandmothers of the Bozoi and Toulon colonies!
The hero is cruel! By the way, is the goose already calling you a file?

in the impulse of generosity called her younger sister (10 years old) Nastenko (and so we usually call each other by names of all kinds), which she looked at me suspiciously and said, "something you are completely upset."

(from the song texts site)
Fan Club: Rage Against the Machine (popular rap band)

Similar Contractors :
Audioslave
Limp Bizkit
Crazy Town
Molotov
Deftones
Hope of Babkin

OOO

How much do you weigh?
I will not say.)
At least the first two ;)
Well... 11

Never, hear, never cheat in the pharmacies of those who came for sedatives.

That in the house of 3 people and everyone on the computer is fine, everyone needs it. That the house is filled with e-cigarettes, tablet PCs, graphics tablets, digital photo frames and other delights of modern life is also a scam. But cheating an e-book in the toilet in the place of the usual is apophysis.

I was crying again today.
You are so sentimental.
I’m not sentimental, I’m just a fool around me!!( by

A friend in the questionnaire on Facebook has people who inspire me: my family, my father, my children, Hannibal Lecter.

The director (D) enters the department and addresses the girl - manager (M):
Q: Can I embrace you?
M: No, I should have used the corporation.
D: So you were there sober, so much to hug you.
M: Everyone who wanted to embrace.